I call it my dog food slop breakfast and I eat it every day
Oats, protein powder, coffee powder, sweetener, cinnamon, bit of milk. Baking powder for froth.
by cocoaie
41 Comments
cocoaie
Bubble bubble toil and trouble. Extra points for creamy porridge oats to minimize chewing
Edit: it is cooked. Stovetop in a pot, eaten at whatever temperature tickles my fancy that day
Nellow3
Did you blend it, too?
I see tiny bumps that could possibly be oats, but that shit looks 95% liquid
Far-Display-1462
Why?
beef99
just blend that and drink it my friend. can’t imagine spooning uhhh suspicious brown liquid slurry into my mouth lol
noodles666666
Lmao raw baking powder is wild
itsmyfirsttimegoeasy
Looks like something served to orphans in a bad orphanage.
Yesmar00
Baking powder??
ratlungs
take out the baking powder and add peanut butter
CoverMeWithPorkins
People usually get diarrhea after eating food, not as food.
AnarchistViking
A bowl of brown sustenance.
WifeOfSpock
Have you tried freezing it first?
Sciprio
I could make that with my arse.
poontangpooter
Get a blender bottle for your protein shake you psycho
International-Fun-86
“Baking powder for froth” How much gas do you pass daily?
hungrybugs
pinkelephants777
Smoothies exist
ItsMahvel
I feel like if you pour 3/4 of the milk into a glass and use the 1/4 in the bowl, this would at least look better. This is just very odd soup.
Ok_Wasabi_9512
I was with you until the coffee powder.
DigdyDoot
Do you hate yourself?
Adventurous-Ad-1517
Tf is wrong with you
Rubycon_
gross
Ok_Blackberry_284
The infamous bowl of brown served up to the poorest of poor in Flea Bottom.
squirtyballs
Do you consider yourself human?
TrickleUp_
Raw baking powder? What the
daosvandal
What the hell is even that?
TheMysticReferee
This genuinely looks like diarrhea, it’s fucking hilarious I love it
lilacs_and_marigolds
Straight up diarrhea.
kingoflions54
This looks like what a child’s TV show would show the lunch ladies serving as the “Disgusting food”.
Guess they were onto something..
SeenInTheAirport
Raw baking powder is diabolical. I am actually shocked.
DeepSubmerge
Hey! Uh what the fuck???
McMoist_
We aren’t in the war anymore man you can eat normal food
ichibansholdings
It looks acidic, I’m guessing due to the baking powder
Looks absolutely disgusting. I’m disgusted. Well done
ETA: changed soda to powder
sasha-laroux
Bachelor Chow vibes
presidentkokoro
Leave the baking powder out, just pour it in a shaker and drink it, no need to have it like soup.
Fancy_Art_6383
Had a bodybuilder friend that ate weird stuff like this that kind of looked like ice cream and sometimes had chunks in it…I stopped asking what it was after he said “Food” for the second time. 😳🤢🤣
youlookingatme67
What’s it like living in a Victorian workhouse?
Gat-Dang-It-Bobby
Nah, that there is a bowl of poopie.
Brilliant-Elk-6831
When OP finds out about actual food it’s going to blow their fucking mind
Unkindlake
This is to eating what artificial inseminations is to sex
Donvack
oldthunderbird
Do you have the photo from before you shit it out?
41 Comments
Bubble bubble toil and trouble. Extra points for creamy porridge oats to minimize chewing
Edit: it is cooked. Stovetop in a pot, eaten at whatever temperature tickles my fancy that day
Did you blend it, too?
I see tiny bumps that could possibly be oats, but that shit looks 95% liquid
Why?
just blend that and drink it my friend. can’t imagine spooning uhhh suspicious brown liquid slurry into my mouth lol
Lmao raw baking powder is wild
Looks like something served to orphans in a bad orphanage.
Baking powder??
take out the baking powder and add peanut butter
People usually get diarrhea after eating food, not as food.
A bowl of brown sustenance.
Have you tried freezing it first?
I could make that with my arse.
Get a blender bottle for your protein shake you psycho
“Baking powder for froth” How much gas do you pass daily?
Smoothies exist
I feel like if you pour 3/4 of the milk into a glass and use the 1/4 in the bowl, this would at least look better. This is just very odd soup.
I was with you until the coffee powder.
Do you hate yourself?
Tf is wrong with you
gross
The infamous bowl of brown served up to the poorest of poor in Flea Bottom.
Do you consider yourself human?
Raw baking powder? What the
What the hell is even that?
This genuinely looks like diarrhea, it’s fucking hilarious I love it
Straight up diarrhea.
This looks like what a child’s TV show would show the lunch ladies serving as the “Disgusting food”.
Guess they were onto something..
Raw baking powder is diabolical. I am actually shocked.
Hey! Uh what the fuck???
We aren’t in the war anymore man you can eat normal food
It looks acidic, I’m guessing due to the baking powder
Looks absolutely disgusting. I’m disgusted. Well done
ETA: changed soda to powder
Bachelor Chow vibes
Leave the baking powder out, just pour it in a shaker and drink it, no need to have it like soup.
Had a bodybuilder friend that ate weird stuff like this that kind of looked like ice cream and sometimes had chunks in it…I stopped asking what it was after he said “Food” for the second time. 😳🤢🤣
What’s it like living in a Victorian workhouse?
Nah, that there is a bowl of poopie.
When OP finds out about actual food it’s going to blow their fucking mind
This is to eating what artificial inseminations is to sex
Do you have the photo from before you shit it out?