I let it sit for a bit so the yolk cooked instead of staying jammy…

Just for yall 🙂

by IEatPussyForDinner

39 Comments

  1. thecottonkitsune

    Wow it’s even more vaginal than before good job

  2. Wow, I scrolled right past the “before” photo because it wasn’t worth a second glance, but after seeing the final product, I can confidently say—it looked like crap before, and somehow, you managed to keep the streak alive. Well done!

  3. Black_Hat_Cat7

    How on earth did you decide this was better than just eating gyoza with and egg on the side?

  4. What did you do to that poor lady? Does she need an ambulance?

  5. wanderingsheep

    Cooking an egg in the microwave is diabolical.

  6. scratchy_mcballsy

    The texture of those frozen dumplings is probably terrible. Maybe a cup of water in the microwave will help steam them.

  7. ConfidentAlbatross62

    Which part did you enjoy first? Majora?!? Minora?!?!

  8. Currentcorn

    My brother in christ why??? What kind of forsaken horror tempted you to do this?????

  9. towerfella

    I, uh, missed the first one and only came to this with no context.

    Edit: u/ .. has a profile, that’s for sure.

  10. Prowindowlicker

    Oh that’s an egg. I thought it was something you see Dr PimplePopper squeeze out

  11. Sproose_Moose

    This reminds me of sex ed classes in high school where they show you what certain STDs look like

  12. thevirgingangster

    Okay, I do not understand, but I look better to me, I would sprinkle on lighter fluid and light it for a nice charred texture tho

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