Whats the weirdest thing you’ve found in your staff washroom?
Whats the weirdest thing you’ve found in your staff washroom?
by CrimemasterKhoKho
32 Comments
the_butthole_theif
If you’ve got any strong magnets around, now’s your chance to do some detective work
ausernameiguess4
At least try to hide it. Throw some paper towels on top, damn.
ranting_chef
Yeah……you win this round.
PaidBeerDrinker
Heroin needle and sooon
GrooveProof
using one of those things immediately after eating is certainly a choice.
madisondood-138
Tell foh to push the buttplugs, they expire end of day Friday.
PasteurisedB4UCit
Weirdest was the high quality toilet paper the one line cook had stashed because the company TP was too rough.
You win OP.
QueerMommyDom
Don’t lie OP, we all know that’s your packaging.
HuckleberryOk150
A staff bathroom? That sounds awesome.
Select-Mushroom-5365
Found the opened box for a douche right on top, didn’t go poking around to find the contents
DragonBurlZ
Man, I’ve heard of some chefs standing around with their thumb up there ass butt…
Ryomataroka
A crack pipe actually. Our dishwasher was fired soon after.
fancycar123
a dishwasher that overdosed
TheirThereTheyreYour
One of the other teachers at my school keeps pissing blood all into the urinal in the teacher’s bathroom. It’s worrying
Kalayo0
Those are to juice the citrus.
WalkerNash
I had some staff accuse me of farting (it was me), but I effortlessly replied “you can’t fart with a butt plug in”. Flawless deflection
thePHTucker
Clearly, someone isn’t giving a shit.
Xboxben
Just your normal cocaine and heroin needles
Armando909396
Bag o’ meth
Red5Draws
I didn’t work there but one time i was let into a employee bathroom since the others were being cleaned and i found >!a wad of condoms with blood on them…!< 😭 (Censored since i’ve never been on this sub and don’t know the rules)
Lord-Shorck
FoH managements cocaine stash in a locker (locker room/bathroom were the same room)
zkDredrick
Are we all gonna just ignore the fact that OP obviously put the instruction booklet of his own buttplug in the trash for this joke?
mr_diggory
My manager’s thong. I told her she had major whale tail going on, she’s like “oh shit, forgot to change those before I started working,” goes to the bathroom, and leaves her panties hanging on the door hook. I go to the bathroom to refill my “water” bottle and look in the mirror and see the dangling drawers behind me.
Evening_Tree1983
I took a pregnancy test at work once so probably that…
bunion_ring
Plan b. Lol
MariachiArchery
I’m like 99% certain I walked into a bathroom someone had just smoked meth in.
I hired this guy, he staged well, showed up on time, and was pretty… fine. This was right after COVID ended and I was desperate for staff. Looking back, I probably shouldn’t have hired him, but whatever, he could cook.
One day, he’s going to the bathroom, a lot. And he’s coming back, like, really happy and kind of glazed over. He was off, but I couldn’t really put my finger on it. After one of his bathroom trips, I went into the room right after him, and he had clearly just smoked something in there. It was cloudy, but it wasn’t really ‘smoke’. What was it???
Now, I’ve been around crack and heroin, it wasn’t that. But it had that same like, basic (high PH) smell that crack smoke does, and you can kind of taste it. It kind of smelled like bleach, and it was acrid.
I went into the kitchen to chat with the guy, and again, he was all glazed over, but he was doing his job well.
Later that night, he ended up telling my dishie (who we all fucking *loved*) that: his girlfriend (wife?) was going to cheat on him, that he would be turning gay soon, and that he needed to get another girlfriend soon so that he would not turn gay, and that if he told me (the chef) what he had just said to him, that he would kill him.
Lol, so the dishie told me everything and I fired the guy. That fucker had no idea why I had fired him, he was shocked.
Anyways, pretty sure my answer is meth smoke.
thecasualnuisance
I once found a pair of underwear in a pair of jeans, belt intact, in the urinal. We checked the cameras. No one left without pants that we could tell.
cHefMyco
Plugging up for only fans. Getting paid while getting paid.
justsomeyeti
Cum on the sink.
Other than that just drugs.
la_negra
Discarded wet panties, like “fresh outta the pool” wet and a heroin spoon.
CoupDeGrassi
Someone shooting only fans vids in the staff bathroom
32 Comments
If you’ve got any strong magnets around, now’s your chance to do some detective work
At least try to hide it. Throw some paper towels on top, damn.
Yeah……you win this round.
Heroin needle and sooon
using one of those things immediately after eating is certainly a choice.
Tell foh to push the buttplugs, they expire end of day Friday.
Weirdest was the high quality toilet paper the one line cook had stashed because the company TP was too rough.
You win OP.
Don’t lie OP, we all know that’s your packaging.
A staff bathroom? That sounds awesome.
Found the opened box for a douche right on top, didn’t go poking around to find the contents
Man, I’ve heard of some chefs standing around with their thumb up there ass butt…
A crack pipe actually. Our dishwasher was fired soon after.
a dishwasher that overdosed
One of the other teachers at my school keeps pissing blood all into the urinal in the teacher’s bathroom. It’s worrying
Those are to juice the citrus.
I had some staff accuse me of farting (it was me), but I effortlessly replied “you can’t fart with a butt plug in”. Flawless deflection
Clearly, someone isn’t giving a shit.
Just your normal cocaine and heroin needles
Bag o’ meth
I didn’t work there but one time i was let into a employee bathroom since the others were being cleaned and i found >!a wad of condoms with blood on them…!< 😭 (Censored since i’ve never been on this sub and don’t know the rules)
FoH managements cocaine stash in a locker (locker room/bathroom were the same room)
Are we all gonna just ignore the fact that OP obviously put the instruction booklet of his own buttplug in the trash for this joke?
My manager’s thong. I told her she had major whale tail going on, she’s like “oh shit, forgot to change those before I started working,” goes to the bathroom, and leaves her panties hanging on the door hook. I go to the bathroom to refill my “water” bottle and look in the mirror and see the dangling drawers behind me.
I took a pregnancy test at work once so probably that…
Plan b. Lol
I’m like 99% certain I walked into a bathroom someone had just smoked meth in.
I hired this guy, he staged well, showed up on time, and was pretty… fine. This was right after COVID ended and I was desperate for staff. Looking back, I probably shouldn’t have hired him, but whatever, he could cook.
One day, he’s going to the bathroom, a lot. And he’s coming back, like, really happy and kind of glazed over. He was off, but I couldn’t really put my finger on it. After one of his bathroom trips, I went into the room right after him, and he had clearly just smoked something in there. It was cloudy, but it wasn’t really ‘smoke’. What was it???
Now, I’ve been around crack and heroin, it wasn’t that. But it had that same like, basic (high PH) smell that crack smoke does, and you can kind of taste it. It kind of smelled like bleach, and it was acrid.
I went into the kitchen to chat with the guy, and again, he was all glazed over, but he was doing his job well.
Later that night, he ended up telling my dishie (who we all fucking *loved*) that: his girlfriend (wife?) was going to cheat on him, that he would be turning gay soon, and that he needed to get another girlfriend soon so that he would not turn gay, and that if he told me (the chef) what he had just said to him, that he would kill him.
Lol, so the dishie told me everything and I fired the guy. That fucker had no idea why I had fired him, he was shocked.
Anyways, pretty sure my answer is meth smoke.
I once found a pair of underwear in a pair of jeans, belt intact, in the urinal. We checked the cameras. No one left without pants that we could tell.
Plugging up for only fans. Getting paid while getting paid.
Cum on the sink.
Other than that just drugs.
Discarded wet panties, like “fresh outta the pool” wet and a heroin spoon.
Someone shooting only fans vids in the staff bathroom
Pregnancy test.