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My husband is a criminal
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My husband is a criminal


by po_no_

19 Comments

  2. PeteZaDestroyer

    Looks like stevie wonder cooked it and michael j fox cut it.

  3. TimeSpiralNemesis

    When you have a small toddler, a big toddler, and a slightly less hungry wife this works great.

  4. ronnietea

    I’m gonna guess that I know which 2 slices goes to who.

  5. Unwellhouseplant

    When are you filing for divorce?

  6. Jack-Rabbit-002

    See this has nothing to do with gender but all to do with who cooked the food and last time argued about the dishes 🙂

    It’s the I get the extra Spring rolls or Garlic bread for ordering and either walking or standing out in the cold! It’s the rules

  8. shellyp63

    Just wondering what the opinion on thin crust pizza

  9. Tykios5

    Is your husband the kind of guy to say he’s only taking 2 slices, then takes the left and right?

  11. CookingWithRhi

    Was this premeditated? So he’d never be able to slice pizza again?

  14. Shannon0hara

    So it looks like he has cut this for a family of 4. The largest person gets that big piece, and the smallest person gets that tiny piece.

  15. SnooSprouts4944

    He hacked at it like a blind woodsman.

  17. KingRaht

    Well you said you just wanted a couple of slices

  19. Sea-Joke7162

    Not guilty. Bad cut and slight overbake are no crimes. Toppings appear to be “in canon”, crust, sauce, and cheese appear to be present.

    Nasty lookin pizza, but not a crime.

    Not Guilty!!!

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