“Someone”…Can we get rid of this jackass, please?

by ChildrenOfTheWoods

18 Comments

  1. TheDrummerMB

    Manager is just as silly. Pens don’t work unless the paper is fake fake

  2. NoGovAndy

    When you deal with a lot of money every day this just happens… also pens only work on the bad fakes afaik

  3. Bladrak01

    Prop copies have “copy” under the top left serial number, and “Motion Picture use Purposes”

  4. derpderjerb

    Why treat the customer this way?

    Cause fuck em that’s why

  5. TravelerMSY

    This why a lot of places are not taking cash anymore.

  6. We don’t accept 50 notes because of how often they’re faked, but with normal notes unless it’s a really egregious fake (’10 doolars’, motion picture only, printed on toilet paper etc.) it’s easy to overlook now and then.

    When I worked in clubs we had to scan every single note we took with a note checker and it was a pain in the ass.

  7. Ramen-Goddess

    I’ll take this heinous fake off your hands! Can’t have it in the wrong hands 😉

  8. This-Unit-1954

    When there are no repercussions for careless, negligent behavior this often the result. This is the same type of person who can’t be bothered to check the temp on the chicken before it goes out or can’t bother reading the special notes on the ticket before selling it. Whether it puts someone’s health at risk or wastes everyone’s time by having to remake an order 911 during the rush, they don’t care and don’t take pride in doing the job.

  9. blurredtriforce

    We got some movie money once at my job. From a distance it looked real. Where it says “United States of America” it said United pictures or something. It felt like wax paper.

  10. AlwayzGoingUP

    Homie who wrote on that sheet of paper has done their fair share of tagging.

  11. PrateTrain

    Scratch the collar. It’s subtle, so it doesn’t set customers off, but fake bills rarely ever have the textured collar that real bills do.

  12. AlarminglyAverage979

    Why doesn’t your money have a plastic bit? Makes it way harder to counter fit

  13. MarkyGalore

    Is it the proper size? Because at a glance it looks good enough. And I’m not in the habit of looking at the other side of a bill to verify it.

  14. Don’t trust the pens. Just scratch jackson’s jacket. Intaglio printing is a thing, has a texture to it. Also, even smell is a thing. Or just simply doesn’t look or feel like money.

    Best way though is, if your customer is sus af, and insists on paying cash, nope.

  15. Raisenbran_baiter

    You know how to get rid of fake $? Take it to church, put it in the collection plate and only take 1/2 back as change

  16. Prestigious_Youth_64

    His name is spelled “Jackson” not “Jackass”

  17. Would be fun to go around stamping prop copy on legit bills

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