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I was out of cream cheese so I put chocolate chip cookies in my everything bagel
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I was out of cream cheese so I put chocolate chip cookies in my everything bagel


I was out of cream cheese so I put chocolate chip cookies in my everything bagel

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26 Comments

  3. No-Deal-1623

    What kind of bud did you smoke before coming up with this absurdity?

  4. UslashUsmash

    I did this but with cheesecake, I don’t blame u

  5. OkDocument5855

    Whenever I want a sweet treat, but have no cookies, I tend to eat two large spoonfuls of cream cheese instead

  7. spaceporter

    On the one hand, no substitutions, subtractions or additions. On the other hand, I could see this being sneaky tasty.

  8. ex-farm-grrrl

    I guess that’s a thing you could do. Butter might have been fine

  9. VegetableWishbone

    OP has the tastebuds of a Komodo dragon.

  10. Eray41303

    In what dimension is that a suitable substitute

  12. GrgorClegane

    Never thought of this. Next time I’m out of ketchup I’ll add steamed goat liver to my hotdog

  14. jscummy

    Yeah cream cheese and chocolate chip cookies are interchangeable usually

  17. Michael_Dautorio

    I didn’t have any milk for my cereal so I used ketchup.

  18. penguinoncouch

    I’d personally look for butter but good on you for thinking outside the box

  19. iH8MotherTeresa

    That’s not even remotely close to a nearly adjacent substitute. You’re mad.

  20. MitraManiac

    I put M&M’s on a hamburger once, it was pretty good.

  22. thirdmulligan

    This post made me quit this sub. Congratulations

  23. Firstcaliforniaroll

    Did you not have butter, jelly, hummus or PB. Or even a slice of struggle cheese?

  24. polterchreist

    I used to put yellow mustard on my choco chip cookies. Same energy

  25. Griffithead

    You know you can eat a bagel with nothing on it right?

    Just tear into that baby like an animal, like I do.

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