Santa Fe Rice and Beans, literally tastes like eating a block of velveeta cheese.
by tantowar
21 Comments
Eddie_F_17
Is this poo?
Brca_95
If i would take a picture of my toilet rn, it would prb look the same xD
omyroj
Be careful; from what I understand, they’re supposed to make you constipated
rebri
The best thing is that it’s going to come out looking the same as it did going down.
up_urz
Literal shit from a butt
nehla01
woahh velveeta cheese. what was the texture like? did you like it?
drenuf38
Let’s get this on a tray….. Nice.
Disastrous-Joke-1313
r/shitfromabutt
DeathTripper
Why, in all that is holy, would you plate this? I’ve eaten a bunch of MRE’s in my time, but just straight from the pouch. You just wasted a paper plate, son, plus it looks like shit from a butt. This is much worse than the people who use a plate to eat their fast food.
ReyoRedwolf
“see the peanut?” “ThAts A SpAcE pEanUt”
Punny_Farting_1877
You left off the little bottle of Tabasco
Punny_Farting_1877
Did soldiers ever carry dried coconut flakes to mix into MREs, to help with constipation?
I understand they certainly had other more important things to carry. And field pooping probably wasn’t too easy either. And dried foods mean more water intake. But MREs can plug you up quick.
Python2k10
MREs unironically go hard as hell as a quick “I forgot to get to the store the other day” lunch. I found a dude selling A and B cases for cheap as hell one day by my house and I was set for a month for work lunches.
They’re surprisingly not that bad! I recommend trying out the Lamb Saag Halal MRE if you ever get the chance. That one is legitimately delicious!
nobodyhere_357
I think you’re supposed to take a picture of the *food*, not what comes next!
CeeArthur
Is this the fabled “Vomlette” ?
Pingaso21
Just so you know, they come with laxative gum for a reason
FancyRobot
I don’t know what that is but I know it gives you colon cancer
danfish_77
MREs are kinda pricy for just a ready-to-eat meal. There are much cheaper options for similar quality.
UPVOTE_IF_POOPING
Are you in the service or do you buy these online
Optimal-Ad9342
The least you can do is put it in a wrap with some rice.
21 Comments
Is this poo?
If i would take a picture of my toilet rn, it would prb look the same xD
Be careful; from what I understand, they’re supposed to make you constipated
The best thing is that it’s going to come out looking the same as it did going down.
Literal shit from a butt
woahh velveeta cheese. what was the texture like? did you like it?
Let’s get this on a tray….. Nice.
r/shitfromabutt
Why, in all that is holy, would you plate this? I’ve eaten a bunch of MRE’s in my time, but just straight from the pouch. You just wasted a paper plate, son, plus it looks like shit from a butt. This is much worse than the people who use a plate to eat their fast food.
“see the peanut?”
“ThAts A SpAcE pEanUt”
You left off the little bottle of Tabasco
Did soldiers ever carry dried coconut flakes to mix into MREs, to help with constipation?
I understand they certainly had other more important things to carry. And field pooping probably wasn’t too easy either. And dried foods mean more water intake. But MREs can plug you up quick.
MREs unironically go hard as hell as a quick “I forgot to get to the store the other day” lunch. I found a dude selling A and B cases for cheap as hell one day by my house and I was set for a month for work lunches.
They’re surprisingly not that bad! I recommend trying out the Lamb Saag Halal MRE if you ever get the chance. That one is legitimately delicious!
I think you’re supposed to take a picture of the *food*, not what comes next!
Is this the fabled “Vomlette” ?
Just so you know, they come with laxative gum for a reason
I don’t know what that is but I know it gives you colon cancer
MREs are kinda pricy for just a ready-to-eat meal. There are much cheaper options for similar quality.
Are you in the service or do you buy these online
The least you can do is put it in a wrap with some rice.
MRE? More like My Rectal Ejection