Is the Steel city breaking the law?

by EyeSimp4Asuka

26 Comments

  1. Majestic-Lake-5602

    Yes.

    And their punishment is a harsh and cruel one:

    They have to live in Pittsburg

  2. Dear_Tangerine444

    Wait, so warm pizza base cold toppings… that’s just reinventing the (open) sandwich isn’t it?

    Definite crime.

  3. TyberiusJoaquin

    This is some Rhode Island behavior and needs to be nipped in the bud ASAP

  4. PoopyPantsJr

    It’s called “Ohio style” (i saw this before)

  5. Spare-Plum

    pittsburgh food is generally pretty bad. One of their most famous places is primanti brothers where their signature dish is a sloppy oily sandwich with fries in the middle. Would not recommend it sober

    Another signature is “chipped ham” which is basically all of the small scraps left over from a deli slicer cutting ham

    They have a chain called “the bagel factory” where their whitefish bagel is fucking disgusting. Oily crap that tastes expired. They also exclusively use folgers for espresso (I have a buddy that worked there)

    There was a place called “the original hotdog shop”. The hotdogs were OK if you were drunk enough. The big selling point is that a small fry was literally a paper bag filled to the brim with fries. Large fry was more akin to a fucking tote bag. It was the place where drunk college students went at 1am, or where cocaine deals went down. Closed permanently during COVID

    Went to a place called “Thai Place” that was completely incapable of making any sort of spicy food. On a range of 1-10 I ordered 100 and it was only as spicy as sriracha.

    There is a chain known as “mad mex” which serves nothing resembling mexican food. It’s got a yuppie vibe to the whole thing but they have no clue on how to make a burrito. One of their creations is a “Gobblerito” which is turkey, cranberry sauce, gravy, etc made into a burrito. At a mexican place.

    There was another yuppie place called “the yard” where all they did was sell a tiny greasy grilled cheese for $20. They had a bunch of beer that they would exclusively sell in long ass beakers that looked like a blunderbuss attached to a volumetric flask. Every wall was covered in TVs blasting football

    There is a bar near University of Pittsburgh where all they serve is budweiser, and gigantic pitchers of mixed drinks with gummy worms and brownies and shit.

    There is literally a place called “Eat n’ Park” where you shovel fried slop into your face while you sit in your car.

    Literally everything includes Heinz ketchup or has heinz on the table. It’s a source of pride for yinzers for god knows why

    Pittsburgh is cool and all, but don’t go there for the food.

  6. SoulReaverX2

    I heard that one of the reason for cold cheese on the pizza was for drunk college kids would eat the pizza right after being served late night and would burn the roof of there mouths so they did cold cheese so that wouldn’t happen. Idk if that true.

  7. a_different_life_28

    You know, for some reason this actually sounds like it could be kinda tasty. I saw some other users mention lunchables, and that’s the kind of vibe it gives me as well

  8. Adrakovich

    I’d go home and throw the pizza right in the oven for about 3 to 4 minutes and then eat it.

  9. Filmologic

    Ok, no I actually don’t hate this. Now me personally, I would want the pepperoni to be warm so you could just do that separately, but cold cheese is pretty good! I imagine it’d be like toasting bread and putting cheese on top (and like sauce and whatever else) and that really doesn’t taste bad at all. It’s just different from normal pizzas

  10. ZealousidealPlenty18

    That pizza 🍕 looks like a birthday cake 🎂 but that’s should not considered a pizza.

  11. EstimatedEer

    This is Ohio Valley pizza. Not really a Pittsburgh thing, more a WV/Ohio thing. It’s a good change of pace pie. Cheese melting while you eat it and chunky tomato sauce, it’s solid stuff.

  12. twerpenes

    Not a pizza crime in my opinion in Long Island there is a place called lil vincents that’s known for there 3 am extra cold cheese topping slice

  13. friendly_tour_guide

    This pie is just lost, that’s all. This originated in Steubenville, Ohio and has spread to become known as Ohio Valley pizza. Personally, I like seeing all of the unique American pizzas have a day in the sun.

  14. OkAddition8946

    Who in gods name saw melted cheese and thought “gross, that needs to be cold”.

  15. LyonArtime

    I will defend DiCarlo’s with my very life.

    Are you telling me you think cold cheese is gross? You’ve never eaten cold cheese and liked it?

  16. I_ReadThe_Comments

    I remember seeing this where the pizza is cooked and cheese is melted but then the cold cheese is put on extra. Working at a pizza place as a kid, I ate so many cold toppings

  17. HeelStriker5k

    I would love to try it and probably would like it

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