How is it that I've only found my way here on reddit once someone threatened to move my cheese? The doctor threatened this.. "non – dairy?" idea.. sacrilege, I know. Anyway, I went running around the maze in the search for a cheese I can still eat, and found some potential (but mostly dead ends) on r/dairyfree.
It sounds like there are a lot of labyrinths to run in the search for a sufficient placebo cheese. And then I saw the light, and thought, why not ask the experts? The devoutly cheesy without a doubt. Surely there's someone in this sub who has been there, and can understand the loss and the suffering. Is there a secret key in the maze? A hidden door or handshake? How does one get to eat the cheese when they aren't supposed to have it?
Crucify me for heresy against the One True Dairy if you must, but I'd rather die here than never observe another cheese communion again
by Satellite5812