My friend and his mom told me that my breakfast looks “Like vomit and looks disgusting”. Does my avocado toast with fried egg really look that bad?
Note: they don’t like fried eggs… but they also haven’t tried any in over 10 years.
by PaintingLaural
45 Comments
loler4332
Looks delicious ngl
plantlover415
It doesn’t look bad at all I hate picky ass people like grow up LOL
Aetellea
I would smash this down my gullet at Mach 10.
TahiniInMyVeins
Eggs are overcooked to my personal preference but certainly don’t look like vomit.
Looks like unmelted shredded cheese between the egg and avocado — would not have been my first choice but sometimes you have to improvise. Probably would have tried to melt it on the egg or something.
This is not a perfect dish. But it does not look “bad” either. It looks like solid homemade grub. If someone served this to me I’d crush it and thank them, genuinely.
DargonFeet
Looks fire, tell em reddit said to stfu.
Kanaka_Done1912
They were jealous bc you didn’t make breakfast for them.
dumplingprincess
Your friend and their mom commenting such a rude thing about your plate is the only thing shitty here
Fangbang6669
Looks like a very normal breakfast. Idk what they’re talking about 🤷🏾♀️
Haggisboy
Introduce them to cannabis and watch them appreciate this for the masterpiece it is.
Aakao25
I need to know what your friend eats for breakfast because your plate looks tasty as hell.
TheAmazingWalrus
It could use some presentation work, but calling it “vomit and “disgusting” is absolutely fucked
N8Arsenal87
You have shitty friends
Self-paced
I super hate when people say that about someone’s food like we’re all fucking professional chefs, half the population doesn’t know how to cook these days. It’s looks great. Keep cooking.
satanslittleangel666
They suck :c (the people, not the toast)
Grigori_the_Lemur
They are culinary heathen. Maybe dock a few points on presentation if you were serving others, but this is just fine.
belunos
Not my bag, but looks fine
AgingLolita
Are they used to looking at breakfast food that wasn’t collected from a drive thru?
taylorthestang
Looks like $13 at my local coffee shop. Would buy.
WolverineHour1006
That looks delicious. I’d eat that every day.
Status_Fox_1474
It looks good. I would eat it so fast
Lovetogig
No. I guess the unmelted cheese looks strange 🤷🏻
ukiyo__e
The right egg may look a little mangled but looks like a delicious meal. I would gobble this down in a heartbeat
KORZILLA-is-me
Looks and sounds great, actually!
enchiladasundae
They’re stupid. Reminds me of my dad’s sandwiches. He’d do weird stuff like make an egg, peanut butter, avocado and alfalfa sandwich but it was genuinely incredibly tasty. Its one of the things I remember about him after his passing
Pale-Bar-7107
Looks like you dropped the right egg on the floor, honestly though don’t think anybody’s into another’s gravy
Anxious_Ring3758
They were probably jealous lol – are they the kinda people who automatically hate on food if there’s no meat on the plate?
Just-Call-Me-J
Ewww you don’t want that. Give it here, I’ll properly “dispose of” it for you. No no, I insist.
moondog__
Hey can you be my roommate and cook me this? Because fuck it looks good. You got some shit friend for that comment.
Electronic-Hope-1
No? Looks fine to me
JarodDar
*Looks* not great presentation isnt appealing to me. But like *gives the impression of how it would taste* this just seems like a good snack
Purple-Department650
They should be thrown in the trash. 10/10 would definitely eat
Letter-Past
Your friend and his mom are fucking stupid
don-cheeto
I’d tear it up lol, next time just tell em to stfu
wingriddnangel
they’re hating lmfao that looks really good
Sprizys
Wtf? That doesn’t look bad at all.
juliancomeau
man, people are weird. that looks awesome.
Deucalion666
There’s nothing wrong with that.
DebateZealousideal57
Your friend and his mom are assholes. It looks like eggs on toast delicious
Punch_Your_Facehole
Your friend and his mom can go f themselves or each other. That meal looks delicious!
LionessRegulus7249
I would never cook for them again. IDGAF if you dont like what someone cooked, you could have some goddamn manners and not saying anything fucked up about their food.
NorthRedNeck
That looks delicious. Don’t listen to your friend and his mom.
kay_giirl
Looks delicious actually! I’d totally eat it!
It always irks me when some people act so entitled enough to have to negatively comment on someone else’s food. Some things are just better left unsaid. >_>
One time at a get-together, one of my relatives *loudly* commented that my homemade curry looked like puke. Meh.
Pycnogonida42
It looks fine.
Gloomy-Restaurant-42
Look, if your vomit looks like *that*, you do not have time to sit around criticizing others’ cooking because you need to see a gastroenterologist YESTERDAY.
45 Comments
Looks delicious ngl
It doesn’t look bad at all I hate picky ass people like grow up LOL
I would smash this down my gullet at Mach 10.
Eggs are overcooked to my personal preference but certainly don’t look like vomit.
Looks like unmelted shredded cheese between the egg and avocado — would not have been my first choice but sometimes you have to improvise. Probably would have tried to melt it on the egg or something.
This is not a perfect dish. But it does not look “bad” either. It looks like solid homemade grub. If someone served this to me I’d crush it and thank them, genuinely.
Looks fire, tell em reddit said to stfu.
They were jealous bc you didn’t make breakfast for them.
Your friend and their mom commenting such a rude thing about your plate is the only thing shitty here
Looks like a very normal breakfast. Idk what they’re talking about 🤷🏾♀️
Introduce them to cannabis and watch them appreciate this for the masterpiece it is.
I need to know what your friend eats for breakfast because your plate looks tasty as hell.
It could use some presentation work, but calling it “vomit and “disgusting” is absolutely fucked
You have shitty friends
I super hate when people say that about someone’s food like we’re all fucking professional chefs, half the population doesn’t know how to cook these days. It’s looks great. Keep cooking.
They suck :c (the people, not the toast)
They are culinary heathen. Maybe dock a few points on presentation if you were serving others, but this is just fine.
Not my bag, but looks fine
Are they used to looking at breakfast food that wasn’t collected from a drive thru?
Looks like $13 at my local coffee shop. Would buy.
That looks delicious. I’d eat that every day.
It looks good. I would eat it so fast
No. I guess the unmelted cheese looks strange 🤷🏻
The right egg may look a little mangled but looks like a delicious meal. I would gobble this down in a heartbeat
Looks and sounds great, actually!
They’re stupid. Reminds me of my dad’s sandwiches. He’d do weird stuff like make an egg, peanut butter, avocado and alfalfa sandwich but it was genuinely incredibly tasty. Its one of the things I remember about him after his passing
Looks like you dropped the right egg on the floor, honestly though don’t think anybody’s into another’s gravy
They were probably jealous lol – are they the kinda people who automatically hate on food if there’s no meat on the plate?
Ewww you don’t want that. Give it here, I’ll properly “dispose of” it for you. No no, I insist.
Hey can you be my roommate and cook me this? Because fuck it looks good. You got some shit friend for that comment.
No? Looks fine to me
*Looks* not great presentation isnt appealing to me. But like *gives the impression of how it would taste* this just seems like a good snack
They should be thrown in the trash. 10/10 would definitely eat
Your friend and his mom are fucking stupid
I’d tear it up lol, next time just tell em to stfu
they’re hating lmfao that looks really good
Wtf? That doesn’t look bad at all.
man, people are weird. that looks awesome.
There’s nothing wrong with that.
Your friend and his mom are assholes. It looks like eggs on toast delicious
Your friend and his mom can go f themselves or each other. That meal looks delicious!
I would never cook for them again. IDGAF if you dont like what someone cooked, you could have some goddamn manners and not saying anything fucked up about their food.
That looks delicious. Don’t listen to your friend and his mom.
Looks delicious actually! I’d totally eat it!
It always irks me when some people act so entitled enough to have to negatively comment on someone else’s food. Some things are just better left unsaid. >_>
One time at a get-together, one of my relatives *loudly* commented that my homemade curry looked like puke. Meh.
It looks fine.
Look, if your vomit looks like *that*, you do not have time to sit around criticizing others’ cooking because you need to see a gastroenterologist YESTERDAY.
It looks good, is that Parmesan cheese?