Was gonna say it looks like it’s made by a 3 year old but I haven’t met a 3 year old (yet) that likes olives of any color
Jonestown_Juice
Yeah that’s pretty gross.
L33BB
lol. It may be a crime against pizza, but I love hot dogs with green olives. So if it was good for you, criminal pizza antics are acceptable to me
AverageDrafter
Olive Loaf, Deconstructed.
SweetHatDisc
I dunno, how stoned am I at the time?
rite_of_truth
It’s not just a crime, it’s also a sin. GUILTY!!!
darndarne
Under the age of 5: this is legal Over the age of 5: just take yourself to prison.
sonvoltman
Survival…
ravage214
You’ve made a taco, roll that up and eat it.
This is not a pizza.
Ash_KetchupxD
To justify my actions, I’ll say we literally did this with what we had lying around the kitchen, and it tastes good, soooooo
BBB88BB
not all pizzas come from 5 star restaurants. some people are doing the best they can with what they have. I vote not guilty.
GuyFromLI747
I mean I like olive loaf , but never tried deconstructed on a pizza
Outside-Contact-8337
I mean, yes it’s a crime, but would I eat a slice? Yeah, fuck yeah
madame-olga
I love olives and hotdogs on pizza, I’d fuck this upppp
FaithlessnessLazy494
That’s how my mom made pizza growing up and we’re fucking Italian Americans. I’d eat it for the nostalgia, get some spumoni ice cream for dessert.
in1gom0ntoya
yes, pimento pizza is a crime. pizza on tortillas is also a crime. hotdog slices are a crime too
th3saurus
This isn’t a pizza crime, it’s a pizza opportunity
DIJames6
Phill_Cyberman
I’ll allow it.
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MitraJordan
Pizza Crime fs
latortillablanca
Definitely
Spiff426
Please remain where you are. A swat team has been dispatched to your location
Famous-Dingo-7232
It is more like a quesadilla than it is a pizza.
shiddytclown
I’m wondering why this is on a plate when it’s not cooked
Old_Square_2667
TechnicalTip5251
Yes this is a crime.
MajorLazy
If this isn’t a crime there is no such thing. Arrest this person now
Zanethethiccboi
Any *one* of these crimes on their own could be overlooked, but this was a culmination of stupid decisions that simply cannot pass. Guilty.
Fit_Top_3941
That is the most redneck looking pizza I have ever seen
boopityschmoopz
I hate olives
DubRogers
This would be classified as a ‘personal’ pizza. They chose the toppings of their liking, so we can’t really judge preferences as a crime or not. Or can we? 🤔
FriendlyIcicle
It’s some sort of crime, but it ain’t pizza
Harry_mojo
Ill let you know after you cook it
Practical-Raise4312
Must go to pizza jail.
Wobble_bass
Pre sizzle slightly thinner hotdog/sausage pieces and…
Slovko
Perhaps a pizza misdemeanor, maybe a class 2 felony but not a murder
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Was gonna say it looks like it’s made by a 3 year old but I haven’t met a 3 year old (yet) that likes olives of any color
Yeah that’s pretty gross.
lol. It may be a crime against pizza, but I love hot dogs with green olives. So if it was good for you, criminal pizza antics are acceptable to me
Olive Loaf, Deconstructed.
I dunno, how stoned am I at the time?
It’s not just a crime, it’s also a sin. GUILTY!!!
Under the age of 5: this is legal
Over the age of 5: just take yourself to prison.
Survival…
You’ve made a taco, roll that up and eat it.
This is not a pizza.
To justify my actions, I’ll say we literally did this with what we had lying around the kitchen, and it tastes good, soooooo
not all pizzas come from 5 star restaurants. some people are doing the best they can with what they have. I vote not guilty.
I mean I like olive loaf , but never tried deconstructed on a pizza
I mean, yes it’s a crime, but would I eat a slice? Yeah, fuck yeah
I love olives and hotdogs on pizza, I’d fuck this upppp
That’s how my mom made pizza growing up and we’re fucking Italian Americans. I’d eat it for the nostalgia, get some spumoni ice cream for dessert.
yes, pimento pizza is a crime. pizza on tortillas is also a crime. hotdog slices are a crime too
This isn’t a pizza crime, it’s a pizza opportunity
I’ll allow it.
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Pizza Crime fs
Definitely
Please remain where you are. A swat team has been dispatched to your location
It is more like a quesadilla than it is a pizza.
I’m wondering why this is on a plate when it’s not cooked
Yes this is a crime.
If this isn’t a crime there is no such thing. Arrest this person now
Any *one* of these crimes on their own could be overlooked, but this was a culmination of stupid decisions that simply cannot pass. Guilty.
That is the most redneck looking pizza I have ever seen
I hate olives
This would be classified as a ‘personal’ pizza. They chose the toppings of their liking, so we can’t really judge preferences as a crime or not. Or can we? 🤔
It’s some sort of crime, but it ain’t pizza
Ill let you know after you cook it
Must go to pizza jail.
Pre sizzle slightly thinner hotdog/sausage pieces and…
Perhaps a pizza misdemeanor, maybe a class 2 felony but not a murder