Movers bent my kettle, sad day.

by Ordinary-Article-185

6 Comments

  1. Aren’t they insured to cover the damage? Otherwise, sucks.

  2. KilgoreTrout_5000

    This is great news! Their insurance will be buying you a new kettle!

  3. Not some magical fund. They usually charge the employees for damages

  4. Big_Money3469

    The movers came, a clumsy crew,
    With hands unsteady, minds askew.
    They packed, they stacked, they dropped with glee—
    And crushed my Weber, woe is me!

    The lid is bent, the legs askew,
    The handle snapped—it’s split in two.
    No more steaks with perfect sear,
    No smoky ribs, no charcoal cheer.

    But wait! A silver lining shines,
    A brand-new grill, the latest kind!
    So though they wrecked my trusted friend,
    My grilling game will now ascend.

  5. Whilst annoying id probably just bend it back and rock on with it. Life ain’t perfect.

    We had hurricane force winds here last week that dented my Weber. Weather ain’t perfect.

    Also I got drunk last year and fell on my grill.and done more damage than this. I ain’t perfect.

  6. HorsepowerAndFreedom

    You paid another man to touch your BBQ?

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