I forgot an egg, but that’s not what makes it shitty
by CriticalChapter7353
46 Comments
Pink_Neons
Make it your last please
viper_eden
Good god what occasion could’ve prompted this
4shitzngigelz
Didn’t know vomit could look worse! 👏
lasonna51980
Fidget spinner
Breadstix009
Is making this something you were striving for?
sinhieloxfavor
MY EEEEYEEEEEEEESSSS
GiantA-629
What a dick.
Sprizys
DevilPixelation
Why are the veins outside
_portia_
Wow. You really put a lot of effort into the veins and pubes 🫡
hungrybugs
Why is it so wet?
mainesmatthew01
talashrrg
Why is it wet?
Ok-Attention8763
Pretty sure it’s ass instead
Winter_Whole2080
If your penis looks like that it’s time to visit the doctor
omysweede
How would the egg fix it? Hard boiled on top?
SupernaturalPumpkin
Jd234512
Yes I can see that it’s finished
c4ndycain
oh. ok then.
XROOR
Pubes are attacking the veins from two different flanks whilst they are retreating towards the Alps
paperkitten75
I have a lot of questions about this and I don’t want any of them answered.
BigGayBull
Eshl1999
My eyes
Devie_sevie
Why are the veins and capillaries so VISIBLE 😭
spacepoptartz
What the hellllll
Infamous-Outcome1288
Wrong on so many levels.
atreidesgiller
Suggests you intend to do a series of it. Please don’t.
WeevilWeedWizard
Absolutely stellar post, keep up the good work 👍
Locsnadou
That should be no one’s first penis
Content_Bar_6605
“Everybody’s so creative”
tunachilimac
If you didn’t say it was cake I’d have thought you decorated a turkey meatloaf lol. I hope it tastes good at least and I’m sure next time will be better!
SuperAdaGirl
This cake is turning me into a lesbian
BigNero
Last penis cake hopefully
v7deonasty
It’s very. Um. Interesting.
loservibes_
Is it tres leche? 😭
x_asperger
I don’t think this would look good in any shape to be fair
Walmart_Waluigi
Did David Cronenberg help you decorate it
Walrusliver
foul
alexx098-xbox
Plz dont repost on r/mildlypenis when its intentional
xXx_ozone_xXx
“First” implies you’re gonna bake more of them
IndicationLeather687
That cracked me up 🤣
Adventurous_Day_9899
What kind of cocks are you looking at? It look like something out of a disease medical textbook.
lululoversince2020
I thought it was the Eiffel Tower
AtomicDoge1Funk
Looking like you’ve been having period sex and didn’t wash
i_eat_st1cks
THE VEINS💀
Masticatron
Was this made with real penis, or vegan faux penis?
46 Comments
Make it your last please
Good god what occasion could’ve prompted this
Didn’t know vomit could look worse! 👏
Fidget spinner
Is making this something you were striving for?
MY EEEEYEEEEEEEESSSS
What a dick.
Why are the veins outside
Wow. You really put a lot of effort into the veins and pubes 🫡
Why is it so wet?
Why is it wet?
Pretty sure it’s ass instead
If your penis looks like that it’s time to visit the doctor
How would the egg fix it? Hard boiled on top?
Yes I can see that it’s finished
oh. ok then.
Pubes are attacking the veins from two different flanks whilst they are retreating towards the Alps
I have a lot of questions about this and I don’t want any of them answered.
My eyes
Why are the veins and capillaries so VISIBLE 😭
What the hellllll
Wrong on so many levels.
Suggests you intend to do a series of it. Please don’t.
Absolutely stellar post, keep up the good work 👍
That should be no one’s first penis
“Everybody’s so creative”
If you didn’t say it was cake I’d have thought you decorated a turkey meatloaf lol. I hope it tastes good at least and I’m sure next time will be better!
This cake is turning me into a lesbian
Last penis cake hopefully
It’s very. Um. Interesting.
Is it tres leche? 😭
I don’t think this would look good in any shape to be fair
Did David Cronenberg help you decorate it
foul
Plz dont repost on r/mildlypenis when its intentional
“First” implies you’re gonna bake more of them
That cracked me up 🤣
What kind of cocks are you looking at? It look like something out of a disease medical textbook.
I thought it was the Eiffel Tower
Looking like you’ve been having period sex and didn’t wash
THE VEINS💀
Was this made with real penis, or vegan faux penis?