It's homemade fermented cabbage on a pizza. Jail or no?
by Eddiebanani
33 Comments
signmeupnot
For life. No chance of parole.
Top-Storm7362
In my head I was like cream cheese and blueberry
Could be good but after reading Nah man jail!
Dear_Tangerine444
Yes.
If any type of cabbage whether it’s, raw, pickled or fermented, touches a pizza it’s a crime. In fact it’s a major atrocity. International manhunt time. Leave no stone unturned. Hen house, outhouse, farm house etc etc, find this monster!
drcockasaurus
Not guilty. Would smash.
Embarrassed-Display3
Rotkraut is delicious, and I bet the sweetness (if that’s how this was made) and vinegar goes very nicely with the dough. If it had more red sauce I’d be worried about that clash, but looks tasty enough to try to me.
I would have recommended more of a white sauce or olive oil base, but no crime IMHO
StrictMathematician8
Straight to jail sir.

kaybeanz69
Jail
AVAdoca
I love cabbage so no. Guys seriously grill some cabbage and dip it in hummus. 😩
Clamboxdigger
Red cabbage is fine
B17BAWMER
No more a crime than pineapple on pizza. I would give it a light sentence
Fun_Intention9846
That looks amazing. Nice air in the crust too.
stillish
Whatever that “dough” is, is the crime.
joemktom
The base looks a bit crap, but no problem with the topping.
Not guilty
Jorvalt
Ah yeah, let me get some fart lettuce on my pizza – extra spicy.
ShakeWeightMyDick
Sauerkraut on pizza sounds good
OldTimeEddie
Is it just pickled cabbage? If so that’s straight to jail!. If not it depends on other toppings.
Cadillac16Concept
Would probably result in something closer to a Flammkuchen but I would definitely try it
barontaint
I’ve had kimchi and sauerkraut on pizza before, in the right topping combo it’s pretty damn tasty
Sverker_Wolffang
Is it just me, or does it look like a covenant banshee in that last picture?
TheMoonMint
If it’s a crime, it certainly doesn’t look naughty.
Ok_Zookeepergame4794
The jury suggest probation.
No_Definition2246
Thick pizza == salty cake … change my mind. (I look at you – US pomodoro cakes)
DnDnPizza
At first I thought it was the skin of a red onion which would be a crime because that is not the edible part, but cabbage is good. Prolly needs to be cooked separately before baking it on the pizza, which most ingredients don’t really need. 9/10 not a crime
Lyna_hot
a pizza crime
stuffcrow
Fml I thought this was tarantula or something for a minute before I read your caption.
Never thought of doing this but fuck yeah I’m on board, will definitely be giving it a go.
HSlubb
Red cabbage? That probably is dank with the right accompanying toppings.
lydiardbell
Innocent! While this is unconventional I bet it would be effing delicious.
Militant_Theist
I’d give this pizza a life sentence. To maximum security in my gut.
gilgermesch
The topping looks better than the dough…
DangerBerry_SpiceCo
Looks questionable but anything can be good. There’s something I know wouldn’t be good (to me) But I’d try this once.
Odd-Bar1558
11/10 Cabbage is basically good with most everything.
RecipeShmecipe
Not guilty, but I feel like it needs more than just the cabbage. Maybe some sausage or gochujang pork
33 Comments
For life. No chance of parole.
In my head I was like cream cheese and blueberry
Could be good but after reading
Nah man jail!
Yes.
If any type of cabbage whether it’s, raw, pickled or fermented, touches a pizza it’s a crime. In fact it’s a major atrocity. International manhunt time. Leave no stone unturned. Hen house, outhouse, farm house etc etc, find this monster!
Not guilty. Would smash.
Rotkraut is delicious, and I bet the sweetness (if that’s how this was made) and vinegar goes very nicely with the dough. If it had more red sauce I’d be worried about that clash, but looks tasty enough to try to me.
I would have recommended more of a white sauce or olive oil base, but no crime IMHO
Straight to jail sir.

Jail
I love cabbage so no. Guys seriously grill some cabbage and dip it in hummus. 😩
Red cabbage is fine
No more a crime than pineapple on pizza. I would give it a light sentence
That looks amazing. Nice air in the crust too.
Whatever that “dough” is, is the crime.
The base looks a bit crap, but no problem with the topping.
Not guilty
Ah yeah, let me get some fart lettuce on my pizza – extra spicy.
Sauerkraut on pizza sounds good
Is it just pickled cabbage? If so that’s straight to jail!. If not it depends on other toppings.
Would probably result in something closer to a Flammkuchen but I would definitely try it
I’ve had kimchi and sauerkraut on pizza before, in the right topping combo it’s pretty damn tasty
Is it just me, or does it look like a covenant banshee in that last picture?
If it’s a crime, it certainly doesn’t look naughty.
The jury suggest probation.
Thick pizza == salty cake … change my mind.
(I look at you – US pomodoro cakes)
At first I thought it was the skin of a red onion which would be a crime because that is not the edible part, but cabbage is good. Prolly needs to be cooked separately before baking it on the pizza, which most ingredients don’t really need. 9/10 not a crime
a pizza crime
Fml I thought this was tarantula or something for a minute before I read your caption.
Never thought of doing this but fuck yeah I’m on board, will definitely be giving it a go.
Red cabbage? That probably is dank with the right accompanying toppings.
Innocent! While this is unconventional I bet it would be effing delicious.
I’d give this pizza a life sentence. To maximum security in my gut.
The topping looks better than the dough…
Looks questionable but anything can be good. There’s something I know wouldn’t be good (to me) But I’d try this once.
11/10 Cabbage is basically good with most everything.
Not guilty, but I feel like it needs more than just the cabbage. Maybe some sausage or gochujang pork
No crime, send me a slice