Not even tomato sauce, it's sweet and sour sauce 🙁
by Jimbogamer123
20 Comments
Beardedben

PeteZaDestroyer
Slap some cheese on that bitch and I’d eat the whole thing
ColdBeerPirate

# PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS A FELONY!
Jimbogamer123
Update, apparently she also put cheese on it after this photo
Stranger1982
Disappointed in the lack of a cooked picture.
KingRaht
Probation from pizza making for a month and 72 hours community service. Due to being under the influence of some substance, Judgement was down at the time so am merciful and will not send to jail.
pleasefixyourself
That person is not your friend. They are an enemy to all who consume pizza. ☹️
BroHungary
Oh no:<
mdmamakesmesmarter99
C.B. is a 35 year old freelance writer from Greenbay Wisconsin, who was presented to the emergency room after consuming half a jar of Sweet and Sour sauce in one sitting. This is what happened to her kidneys
I can’t be the only one who thinks there’s gonna be some rare medical issue caused by eating too much of a sauce that could have a sketchy ingredient that’s toxic in a larger dose than usual
QuiGonColdGin
This is an unnatural abomination against all of humanity.
Verdict cannot be rendered without proper forensic testing and knowledge of the jurisdiction where the potential pizza crime occurred. If this took place somewhere with a distinct pizza style like Italy or Chicago that’s very different than if it happened in bumfuck nowhere Nebraska where the only “pizza” restaurant within a hundred miles is a Pizza Hut.
Having seen the picture of the final product with cheddar cheese I’d at least try it. Especially if I was drunk or stoned and slapped some hot sauce on that bitch!
DIJames6

BPhiloSkinner
Dumpling, not pizza. Roll it up and steam it.
Skoopy__
I once only had mango and pineapple available as a topping for a homemade pizza and that shit slapped
20 Comments

Slap some cheese on that bitch and I’d eat the whole thing

# PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS A FELONY!
Update, apparently she also put cheese on it after this photo
Disappointed in the lack of a cooked picture.
Probation from pizza making for a month and 72 hours community service. Due to being under the influence of some substance, Judgement was down at the time so am merciful and will not send to jail.
That person is not your friend. They are an enemy to all who consume pizza. ☹️
Oh no:<
C.B. is a 35 year old freelance writer from Greenbay Wisconsin, who was presented to the emergency room after consuming half a jar of Sweet and Sour sauce in one sitting. This is what happened to her kidneys
I can’t be the only one who thinks there’s gonna be some rare medical issue caused by eating too much of a sauce that could have a sketchy ingredient that’s toxic in a larger dose than usual
This is an unnatural abomination against all of humanity.
You’re a good friend.
Update on pizza…it is cooked
https://preview.redd.it/lythc38q3rhe1.jpeg?width=1760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60bcfc0d03aa345baf6d6e3ee05f59a9f17cbed9
That’s not your friend.
I’m not going to lie, I want some.
Doppia l’ananas!? Doppio tempo in carcere!!
Verdict cannot be rendered without proper forensic testing and knowledge of the jurisdiction where the potential pizza crime occurred. If this took place somewhere with a distinct pizza style like Italy or Chicago that’s very different than if it happened in bumfuck nowhere Nebraska where the only “pizza” restaurant within a hundred miles is a Pizza Hut.
Having seen the picture of the final product with cheddar cheese I’d at least try it. Especially if I was drunk or stoned and slapped some hot sauce on that bitch!

Dumpling, not pizza.
Roll it up and steam it.
I once only had mango and pineapple available as a topping for a homemade pizza and that shit slapped
Your friend is a genius