My GF made her first stake for my birthday.

by leonajdus

49 Comments

  1. BathInternational103

    Sear is as good as the spelling

  2. Ant-Manthing

    hopefully your vampire problem is solved

  3. Mpittkin

    Now if a vampire comes a-knocking… I’ll be ready.

  4. cancerisreallybad

    Gotta do higher heat next time for a crust but for the first one, and especially a thin one like that, that’s fucking excellent and you should be proud of her.

  5. lasonna51980

    The name of the sub is literally STEAK. How can you still misspell it

  6. underpar515

    Damn OP please spare your lady from the feedback. lol. Cool of her to make it for you and she’ll get all the details figured out.

  7. PerfectQuarter6307

    i’m crying you guys are so mean😭😭😭😭

  8. Elguapo69

    It’s the thought that counts. She at least nailed the internal temp

  9. LoriousGlory

    “ At least you tried.”….and that’s when the fight started.

  10. ivanIVvasilyevich

    Damn bro I’m sorry to hear that

  11. nissen1502

    You must’ve really pissed her off for her to make a stake for your bday

  12. GobiasIndustries29

    This is a beautifully boiled milk stake. But traditionally it’s served with a side of jelly beans

  13. CoffeePizzaSushiDick

    She’s has no stake in that steak.

  14. Haterofthepeace

    Everyone gotta start somewhere! Hey happy birthday! And how lucky you are have someone cook for you! That’s love ❤️

  15. Bcatfan08

    Honestly one of the first times I’ve seen someone say this is the first time someone made a steak and it looks like the first time someone made a steak.

  16. TheaLvzRay

    Great job by your girlfriend 💪👍

  17. lockednchaste

    Looks like it was cooked in the dishwasher.

  18. BeatMeating

    Cons: lack of sear
    Pros: perfect doneness and CONSISTENT through the whole cut

    VERY promising first S-T-E-A-K

  19. Due_Lavishness_2698

    Plate looks nice. Love the colours. Needs more sear and it’ll be nice

  20. Due_Lavishness_2698

    At least she cooks you steak bro. My missus hasn’t to this day

  21. loqi0238

    Give it a good sear with cast iron or over flames for a couple minutes, and I’d call that just about perfect for *my* taste!

  22. Annual-Extreme1202

    I hope you meant steak or you be fucked with a stake.

  23. Boubonic91

    The middle looks pretty good (for my personal taste) but she needs to toss that bad boy in a ripping hot skillet for about a minute per side to get that crust going.

  24. Complex-Ad-4601

    The middle is good, the sear needs some work. Looks very edible though.

  25. TheDeathstr1ke

    Personally not a fan of rare steaks, but this literally just looks undercooked and under seared. Then again I’m not an expert in stakes.

  26. Tresavage1

    Looks like she took it directly out of the fridge and cooked it on low temp on the stove for a long time, OP can you confirm

  27. iStealyournewspapers

    I’ve never seen wood so pink

  28. yeahdawg2025

    You don’t deserve it for misspelling that holy word. 😅

    Jk. She’s a keeper bro 😎 looks good 👍

  29. NeonSpectacular

    Never heard of anything being boiled at the stake before but it appears we have a first.

  30. tangoking

    Your stake ain’t that bad, irregardless of these insipid comments about spelling.

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