Needs more oil and air. The inside looks good though. What temp did you bake at?
jazzysmaxashmone
Brain food! 🤓
Altruistic-Wish7907
Looks decent from the inside just depends on what your going for, Did the outside dry out in the final proof and what was you recipe?
mrescober
wow
PlantGrrrl
Oh….oh dear.
howtorewriteaname
bro baked Sauron
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Don’t stop trying
ksobby
Sweetbread?
Pearl_necklace_333
Excellent start, is it a sourdough?
yaths17
NSFFW
aimee-wan-kenobi
Would be exquisite paired with a nice Chianti and some fava beans…
bplatt1971
Nice brain!
picknicksje85
Heeeeey.. good job!
Independent_Act_8536
That’s great! I’ve been practicing bread making for years. If you don’t mind a suggestion – before you shape it after the 1st rise, knead a little and fold it over until you have a round that’s smooth on top. Tuck the edges under. Then let it rise the 2nd time. Make sure not to jiggle it while it’s rising or later baking. The picture looks like it lost some rise when you slashed it before baking. I had the same thing happen already. Sharpen your knife before slashing and don’t pull on it. Just let it glide through the top layer, not deep, without dragging or putting pressure. They have these fancy things called lames for slashing bread. They’re like a razor blade. I can’t afford fancy stuff. The loaf will open up while it bakes then. Hope this helps!
Imaginary_Passion917
Looks more like a brain
spookeazy
This would actually make such a cool Halloween loaf lol
Alaisx
Thought this was on r/fossils haha. As long as it tasted good and/or you learned something, every bread is a winner!
Writing_is_Bleeding
BRAINZZZZZ
OneMillionRegrets
Looks……good….Great job man…..
CraftyPierogi
Bet it was delicious. I think you might have been a touch over-proofed on your final rise. It grew bigger than its structure would hold up, so it collapsed slightly, and that caused the wrinkled looking outside and dense inside. You can use the poke test to check the progress. If it springs back right away, it’s under-proofed. If it springs back slowly, that’s the sweet spot. If you poke it and it doesn’t bounce back at all, you’re over-proofed.
It’s an art, not a science. You will learn how your technique and your flour and the temperature of your kitchen affects the process. Fortunately the muck ups are still delicious with butter.
evilbndy
No you didn’t.
AdministrativeIce383
These comments are so lame. I don’t even remember what my first one looked like but I’m glad I kept going!
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Thought it was a brain removal surgery XD
Inside pics
There’s always next time
You mean you made your first cracker today.
Getting the brain right is the toughest part of creating a golem.
Zombies would love this bread
That bread looks Abby normal
It looks better than my first loaf. I’m not sure I’d call it a success, though.
Braaaaains
Smartest loaf I’ve ever seen
Is this Irish soda bread?
It definitely looks like it wasn’t kneaded enough. I hope it was at least tasty!
[This](https://postimg.cc/n9FY7Mxd) was my first bread. [This](https://postimg.cc/YvWgvQgr) was my bread about a month later. Hang in there!
Needs more oil and air. The inside looks good though. What temp did you bake at?
Brain food! 🤓
Looks decent from the inside just depends on what your going for, Did the outside dry out in the final proof and what was you recipe?
wow
Oh….oh dear.
bro baked Sauron
Don’t stop trying
Sweetbread?
Excellent start, is it a sourdough?
NSFFW
Would be exquisite paired with a nice Chianti and some fava beans…
Nice brain!
Heeeeey.. good job!
That’s great! I’ve been practicing bread making for years. If you don’t mind a suggestion – before you shape it after the 1st rise, knead a little and fold it over until you have a round that’s smooth on top. Tuck the edges under. Then let it rise the 2nd time. Make sure not to jiggle it while it’s rising or later baking. The picture looks like it lost some rise when you slashed it before baking. I had the same thing happen already. Sharpen your knife before slashing and don’t pull on it. Just let it glide through the top layer, not deep, without dragging or putting pressure. They have these fancy things called lames for slashing bread. They’re like a razor blade. I can’t afford fancy stuff. The loaf will open up while it bakes then. Hope this helps!
Looks more like a brain
This would actually make such a cool Halloween loaf lol
Thought this was on r/fossils haha. As long as it tasted good and/or you learned something, every bread is a winner!
BRAINZZZZZ
Looks……good….Great job man…..
Bet it was delicious. I think you might have been a touch over-proofed on your final rise. It grew bigger than its structure would hold up, so it collapsed slightly, and that caused the wrinkled looking outside and dense inside. You can use the poke test to check the progress. If it springs back right away, it’s under-proofed. If it springs back slowly, that’s the sweet spot. If you poke it and it doesn’t bounce back at all, you’re over-proofed.
It’s an art, not a science. You will learn how your technique and your flour and the temperature of your kitchen affects the process. Fortunately the muck ups are still delicious with butter.
No you didn’t.
These comments are so lame. I don’t even remember what my first one looked like but I’m glad I kept going!
Keep at it and welcome to the hobby 🙂