Fear me mortals, for I have attained the ultimate elixir.

by Grandpa_Cat01

18 Comments

  1. Grandpa_Cat01

    16 million scouvilles btw. I’m going to make the ultimate beef jerky with this.

  2. blksentra2

    Advertising Slogan:

    “You’ll feel alive, but wish you were dead!”

  3. ConorOdin

    Record a video of you eating a wing slathered in it.

  4. ItzYaBoy56

    Imagine taking somebody’s cum lube out of their drawer, emptying it and replacing it with that

  5. AccomplishedWar8703

    What is the point of the strawberry flavoring?

  6. Electronic_Stop_9493

    So how is it ? Looks bad to me like nail polish for spice full of extract and paint thinner.

  7. OilPhilter

    Has anyone tried this stuff yet? I like Daves Insanity. This sounds like a fruity version. Edit. Oh shit. Dave’s Insanity is a mere 180,000 Scoville. Ok. I’m going to say no to this.

  8. TuringTestTwister

    Didn’t realize that capsaicin is colorless.

  9. craigishell

    How can this look so much like cum yet have no protein?

  10. Agent_Forty-One

    Good luck, brave soldier.

    Ever play Doom, genuinely asking?
    I won’t bury the lead – just curious, because this sauce gives me the impression of what happens if you “beat” the level ‘Phobos Anomaly.’

  11. karmakazi420

    Is this supposed to be similar to frostbite? The clear sauce you’re supposed to add to drinks?

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