This meal absolutely annihilated me

You had to order by slapping buttons on a vending machine in only Japanese, I’d translated it but the chef saw that I was clicking the spiciest option and literally came out of the kitchen to stop me

I had to spend almost a full minute convincing him I could handle it

And truth be told I could barely handle it, couldn’t bring myself to drink the broth after I finished the noodles but I just barely survived

First time in my life I’ve felt physical pain in my stomach from spice. I had to go back to my hotel to lie down after I finished it

But the plus side is that my butthole is chillen as always