If I prepare before I start drinking it comes out a lot better.

I had to boil some red potatoes. Then they opened a can of corn. Then I fried up some bacon. Then I took a couple of hours off and just drank some tequila and watched TV.

Then I cut up some King's Hawaiian dinner rolls and dunk them in the bacon fat. Then I sliced a little bit a little bit a little bit the some hot dogs and fried them in the bacon fat. Then I cut up the same butter pickles and thrown some jalapenos.

Then an air fried the dinner rolls and microwaved the corn the potatoes and the bacon.

I kept the corn and the potatoes with the bacon and the sour cream topping and the 99th parallel of ketchup separate.

I added some hot and sweet mustard and some diced up white onions to my hot dogs and the buns.

I wouldn't have gotten this far if I'd tried to make this happen once and I already been drunk.