I'm at the hospital for some more scans (I can't even count how many I've had at this point, thanks cancer! 🤣) and I was walking around and saw the vending machine that got me my flair! Is it a crime? Well yeah … But was the pizza itself actually not that bad?! I'm still in shock at how this shit tasted pretty good, especially for a vending machine 😂 I would've gotten one to show you guys but I'm not very hungry at the moment. Maybe next time!
by Ali_Cat222
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We are here today to hear the case for u/Ali_Cat222 that the pizza they have in their possession can be determined to be a crime against pizza. The plaintiff/defendant alleges and/or has been accused by other parties that their pizza constitutes a crime against pizza.
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Not a crime because it’s there where you need it most. All the best.
Hope you’re on the mend soon!
If it doesn’t taste bad it’s not a crime
> Artisanal pizza
> Machine vending pizza
Pick one? Nah, why not A FUCKING ARTISAN MACHINE HAHAHAHAHA
Upper end of reasonable for a 10” pizza for price and a steal for a 12.”
If it tastes good then not a crime, I’ve had hospital food and it’s bad. The salmon filet I got during my grippy sock vacation made me more depressed
Soooo you just took a pic and didn’t buy a slice of pizza?
Forgive me, but I would put ketchup!
It sounds like it’s a lot better than most hospital food.
Pizza fornocator
the crime is not showing us the pizza
They put one of those near my house. I drove past it a million times. I never saw anyone there. It’s gone now
would say its a crime at all, its far better than American chains + pizza pizza…. you in Toronto? pizza forno is from toronto, you can find them in areas with decent traffic but low food options during late/early hours… you can find them across various neighbourhoods, subway stations, train stations, hospitals and school campuses…. they’re actually pretty good…. they’re usually beside or near a cafe vending machine, they actually make pretty good iced lattes
Why are like 8 peperoni slices $3.50, that is the real crime!
dude I *also* say Wtf
and fuck cancer!!!!!
Pizza forno is such a dumbass name, it’s literally pizza oven but reversed, so oven pizza, but in italian makes no sense.
It’s like saying “Wash car” at an automatic car wash in italy and people think it kinda sounds fancy
The only crime was how long this thing took to make a pizza.
How can I get one of these installed at my house ?
It’s literally a machine that bakes frozen pizzas.
pizzaaforrnocaationn~ dun dun dun dun, dun dudlidoo~
Ghost.. PIZZA PIZZa PIZza PIzza Pizza pizza…
It’s probably just a freezer full of frozen pizzas and a little convection oven inside. 3 minutes is crazy fast though–I bet they microwave it for like 30 seconds, then blast it with hot air.
ngl this would be a life saver in a country where pizza sucks baaad
1) hopefully there won’t be a next time
2) definitely post pics