Starter is 50% hydration.

Bread recipe is:

125g Starter
350g Water
575g Flour
20g Salt

12hr rise
Form
1hr rest
In cold oven, then turn oven to 425.

In all honesty, I am mostly posting this because it got a laugh out of the family. The recipe I listed has produced about 5 loaves that were the best I've ever made. But with this one I think I grabbed the Starter too long after feeding it.

Either way, I took a couple days to rehabilitate the Starter, and I will have another go of it tomorrow.

by Unamed_Destroyer

26 Comments

  1. GrapefruitStrict920

    Whats the point of me trying i can’t beat this 😆

  2. trimbandit

    It would be rad if the frisbee hadn’t been invented yet and you invented it by accident with this loaf.

  3. PastelRaspberry

    You should start a bakery.

    Too soon??

  4. Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful flatness of it. Oh my god, it even has a score mark.

  5. Stripeb49

    Babes, did you put it into the oven flat!? 😂

  6. chickenbunnyspider

    I’m screaming 🤣 hahahaha the title is so good

  7. perhaps_an_otter

    The score marks! I’m screaming

    Thank you for posting; I’ve yet to achieve some of the gorgeous results folks in this sub have, and your humor reminds me to keep plugging away joyfully

  8. Alwaysshops2much

    I am SO dead. I was very frustrated yesterday by my flat(ish) loaf. You win. RIP me.

  9. HeinousEncephalon

    I will 100% eat this and be happy. Toast it, butter it, chew the evening away in front of tv.

  10. the-complicated-wrek

    Okay, this is when you get some hella good dipping sauces, like hummus, soft cheeses, some super nice olive oils with infused ingredients, fancy infused butters, legit let your mind go feral, slice up that bad boy, toast it, and eat to your hearts content 😎

  11. DwayneDaRockSwanson

    My last loaf was this bad and I feel better knowing I’m not the only one. We will persevere!

  12. Heckyuhbrotherrrr

    Woah, chill. My girl is on here

  13. Ninja_Conspicuousi

    For those days after Passover when you want something between leavened and unleavened bread before fully acclimating again.

  14. MajorLazy

    You’ve broken the fabric of the universe using only water, flour, salt and ingenuity by creating a 2 dimensional loaf in a 3 dimensional world. How utterly elegant.

  15. insearchofbeer

    You can’t just post pictures from the Tartine cookbook and claim them as your own.

  16. Traditional_Sky_7462

    Now I want a Muffuletta sandwich

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