Rice with scrambled eggs, jalapeños and fake crabs.
by jahjoeka
27 Comments
LostinQuiddity
Yup… sure does… what is it?
Severe-Rope-3026
it would be better without the cat barf
Wrong-Tell8996
Maybe those globs of… something that look like huge tonsoliths haha. What are we looking at?
TrystanScott
It was okay until you decided to add the scrambled vomit to the plate. Not even sure what you were trying to do
idonthatereddit
It looks fine to me. Basically it seems from being on this sub that anything food that isn’t a 5 star meal or from a restaurant is expected to be posted here. Most things here don’t seem to be bad food but food people believe to be “presented poorly”. That plate looks and sounds delicious tbh
EditedRed
Probably because of the fake crap sticks.
Krispyketchup42
Reason 1 is because it looks like shit
8LeggedHugs
Nah, still the wrong place. You’re looking for r/averagefoodporn
Your food is fine, just not professionally plated and photographed, which is the only content r/foodporn accepts now.
SeniorBeef
I’m not sure what everyone’s on about. Count me subscribed to this thing whatever the hell it is
MiserableScene5195
Have yall never seen crab/lobster before??
smhsomuchheadshaking
Surimi is appalling so maybe that’s the problem
Grigori_the_Lemur
Whoever vomited this up does not properly chew their food. I can only assume they ate it quickly to minimize the time spent tasting the “food”.
The choice of colors is disharmonious and it was plated using a cement trowel.
ObliviousFantasy
Looks good af. Just needed better plating
Roark5948
I actually think this looks delicious and gourmet. I’d love to have this served at a nice dinner party, even if it uses fake crab. Definitely need to share the recipe!
GoshuaHoshua
It’s here because it looks gross. Probably tastes good tbh
Glum-Supermarket1274
There are genuinely vile shit on this sub. This is just struggle food at worst. It’s not bad.
A little advice for future attempts, it would probably be better if you beat the eggs, mixed all the ingredients in the egg. Maybe season the eggs with salt/soy/pepper to taste. Fried it with shallow oil. That’s just Thai style fried omelette.
If you cook it on a griddle gently while flipping it, that’s a japanese style egg omelette.
you can use the same exact ingredients you use here. Just change the cooking method a bit and that’s a real dish you can find in restaurants.
A_Feltz
Yes. Plenty of reasons. Whole plate of them. 8/10
IceTguy664
Can’t really even tell what it is besides rice lol
Agile-Chair565
It’s the crab stick for me
WrongdoerRough9065
I’d eat it. Is there curry in there?
Xmanticoreddit
Too many benzos made this dish
TonuSpen2
Tbh you really should’ve chosen a better plate. Other than that it’s fine.
vikingsarecoolio
This is one of those meals that probably tastes good but doesn’t look very appealing. Did you scramble the eggs in the pan after cooking the jalapeños? The color is throwing people off.
Fryphax
Not plated properly, needs more sauce schmear and tasteless colors sprinkled on top.
villain75
It definitely belongs. Job well done.
gen5-
that look good in my opinion
YakElectronic6713
People are so snob. I don’t see anything wrong with it.
27 Comments
Yup… sure does… what is it?
it would be better without the cat barf
Maybe those globs of… something that look like huge tonsoliths haha. What are we looking at?
It was okay until you decided to add the scrambled vomit to the plate. Not even sure what you were trying to do
It looks fine to me. Basically it seems from being on this sub that anything food that isn’t a 5 star meal or from a restaurant is expected to be posted here. Most things here don’t seem to be bad food but food people believe to be “presented poorly”. That plate looks and sounds delicious tbh
Probably because of the fake crap sticks.
Reason 1 is because it looks like shit
Nah, still the wrong place. You’re looking for r/averagefoodporn
Your food is fine, just not professionally plated and photographed, which is the only content r/foodporn accepts now.
I’m not sure what everyone’s on about. Count me subscribed to this thing whatever the hell it is
Have yall never seen crab/lobster before??
Surimi is appalling so maybe that’s the problem
Whoever vomited this up does not properly chew their food. I can only assume they ate it quickly to minimize the time spent tasting the “food”.
The choice of colors is disharmonious and it was plated using a cement trowel.
Looks good af. Just needed better plating
I actually think this looks delicious and gourmet. I’d love to have this served at a nice dinner party, even if it uses fake crab. Definitely need to share the recipe!
It’s here because it looks gross. Probably tastes good tbh
There are genuinely vile shit on this sub. This is just struggle food at worst. It’s not bad.
A little advice for future attempts, it would probably be better if you beat the eggs, mixed all the ingredients in the egg. Maybe season the eggs with salt/soy/pepper to taste. Fried it with shallow oil. That’s just Thai style fried omelette.
If you cook it on a griddle gently while flipping it, that’s a japanese style egg omelette.
you can use the same exact ingredients you use here. Just change the cooking method a bit and that’s a real dish you can find in restaurants.
Yes. Plenty of reasons. Whole plate of them. 8/10
Can’t really even tell what it is besides rice lol
It’s the crab stick for me
I’d eat it. Is there curry in there?
Too many benzos made this dish
Tbh you really should’ve chosen a better plate. Other than that it’s fine.
This is one of those meals that probably tastes good but doesn’t look very appealing. Did you scramble the eggs in the pan after cooking the jalapeños? The color is throwing people off.
Not plated properly, needs more sauce schmear and tasteless colors sprinkled on top.
It definitely belongs. Job well done.
that look good in my opinion
People are so snob. I don’t see anything wrong with it.