Anybody else have a handmade sign in their kitchen that brings a smile to your face?

by TheRose656

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  1. We have a very detailed printout about labelling because our head chef kept getting pissed we were always asking. At the bottom it said ‘And after all this and you still don’t get it, ask [name] and I can explain, perhaps with crayons and finger puppets’.

  2. pickadillyprincess

    We had one for a while that just said “don’t touch… my butt” lol we would tape it to anything we didn’t want to be touched.

  3. Patient-Raccoon9785

    “Italian Fuck off Thousand Island Fuck off Raspberry Vinaigrette Fuck off” (written on all the salad dressing labels)

  4. JkMaNz-Yt

    Nobody cleans the slicer once they done using it so I had made my own sign saying “clean the slicer once ur done using it, we are all adults [i think]”

  5. cosmos-child

    tape slapped to the wall that has “add air” never asked for context but everytime i pass it, it makes me laugh at what it could possibly mean

  6. tenehemia

    Years ago found a note on a cocktail napkin in Chef’s office that he’d seemingly left for himself that just said “FISH CLAMPS”. I grabbed it and put it up prominently above the kitchen door to the dining room.

    When asked what it meant he said he remembered writing it but had no idea why.

    That note traveled to three different kitchens he ran over the years.

  7. Jaded-Coffee-8126

    No but I labeled our flour as flower one day as a joke and got a mark with the health inspector, I guess he doesn’t have a funny bone 🙁

  8. Legitimate_Builder17

    I put Cristopher on the outside of the fridge once & it lasted like 3 weeks but then the stupid ass regional exec came in & told us to take it down 🙄

  9. vitosvital

    One of my former coworkers spelled a mushroom label “mashorooms” and i kept it taped to the top of our fridge, as far as i know it is still up there
    At my current job we have a sticker of two smurfs fistbumping each other on our ticket rail to remind us we are a team lmao

  10. PotatoWizzard

    Had one in the employee bathroom that said “Clean up your pubes” for a few years

  11. warhamer40k3r

    I actually have a sign just like that hanging up in my kitchen on the paper towel dispenser, love that I’m not the only one

  12. Nillionheart106

    Don’t have pictures, but one sign that’s been up since I started at my place four years ago, and has probably been up much longer than that, is a piece of paper that says “stop! Do not turn off this sink without speaking to a manager first!” And now I can appreciate why

  13. annaoze94

    …Farley

    Not in my kitchen but I shoot you not and I’m not even doing the joke when I was in high school theater our scene shop where we built all the sets had paint all over the walls people would sign their names, paint the name of the musical and what year it was etc. on some duct work like 20 ft high, had to have used the ladder obviously, someone had shittily painted gullible on the ceiling underneath the metal duct.

    It was so funny because we had always made that joke about how it was written on the ceiling in a perfectly clean classroom where there were no ladders or anything. Like we would be sitting in English class and people would fall for the “The word gullible is written on the ceiling”

    A+ to whoever painted it on the ceiling of backstage in high school theater in a paint brush that was really lacking some paint. Of course when I tell people this story nobody believes me lol

  14. Beginning_Order9969

    Yes, just about every cooler door in our kitchen has a hand made sign saying “shut the fucking door” because no one seems to close it all the way lol

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