When I’m mad sometimes I write secret swear words inside people’s fancy grilled cheeses
When I’m mad sometimes I write secret swear words inside people’s fancy grilled cheeses
by trashpancakes
46 Comments
Mortei
I need to do this
AggravatingToday8582
I would be more worried about that cutting board
Hinokei
Gotta make a shit sandwich
OwnEntrepreneur8821
You have to
JJDERP0667
what sause is that?
SignificantCarry1647
I love this level of petty
Shoddy_Yak_6206
Throw that cutting board into a volcano it’s disgusting
trotofflames
Ohh my God. At first glance I thought that was some weird boutique faux marble cutting board…
Bay-Area-
That’s way better than spit
Noimnotonacid
Jokes on you I can taste intent
Detroit_debauchery
Buzz, your cutting board. Woof!
WrongAccident8308
What swear word do you think has the most optimal distribution of sauce?
sprinklerarms
I used to do smiley faces with little noses and sometimes throw in a :^(
Relevant_Grass9586
So uh yeah, that cutting board is really gross fam.
ZhugeTsuki
A couple weeks ago my coworker plated a sandwich and wrote ‘HELP’ with the sauce lmfao. We left the sandwich open so the table could see it 😂😂 I don’t think the waitresses followed through though
Spiritual_Theme_3455
What would I have to do to get a fuck sandwich?
I_can_pun_anything
As long as ya spread it around
Should always try to be professional
Privatechef0011
I always wonder. If the cutting board is that dirty. How is the rest of this kitchen? Maybe we don’t want to know.
NotTheoVon
Sandwiches taste better when someone else makes it for you in anger.
SithLordMilk
This confirms my dislike of sandwich shops
Misterbellyboy
One place I worked we had a pickled veg plate with green beans, cauliflower, carrots and watermelon radish and I would always arrange the green beans into a pentagram and the cauliflower would be my “candles”, then I’d just put the rest on top to “hide” it. It was hella dumb but I was entertained. The little things.
VegaBruja81
I draw dicks on them
hobbes_shot_second
So you *always* write swear words inside people’s grilled cheeses?
Sarophie
Heh, if I opened my sandwich to find “cunt” written in sauce, I’d die laughing.
TonyStewartsWildRide
Oh I did this with pentagrams and other sigils. I would tell the servers I’m condemning their guests to a satanic death. People really thought I was some evil spell dude lmao
FloridaSpam
Here’s your fuck in sandwich
TheNiceWriter
Draw a big old penis for me please
AcidMoonDiver
Taste the Fuck™
luciliddream
Why does it look like the slice is as thin as the knife lol
babichenko
What are you?
Empty-Note-5100
I use shaped pickles to put in the sandwiches to look like a dick. So people can figuratively eat my dick
vibrantcrab
Then you get that one weirdo who likes to dismantle his food.
“It kinda looks like it says… penis?”
HordeofHobbits21
I used to do a pentagram on a bbq chicken pizza back in the day. It’s the little things that keep ya going
backtard
I stick to pentagrams and dicks.
atlasennui
honestly just shocked to find out we aren’t all doing this
bigojijo
Sometimes when I need to get it out I just write it down.
TheIdentifySpell
I once worked at a spot where we would garnish squash soup with creme fraiche that we would keep in a squeezie. My sous chef at the time would write silly words in the soup because by the time the cream heated up it would never be legible.
Until one day we sent out a soup and a few seconds later heard a very audible “Does my soup say gay in it?”
MultiColoredMullet
i used to draw dicks and sad faces in people’s reubens.
puppiesarelove
Would pay extra for this
Many-Candidate6973
Um server my grilled cheese tastes like someone wrote fuck on it
otetrapodqueen
I used to do this (and also pentagrams and 666) with drizzle when I was a barista 😅
FinkBass420
I used to love writing shit like this across peoples burger buns while plating. My grill cook would turn around with a bunch of patties and read FUCK CUNT and almost drop everything
Spicy_Weissy
When I did pizza, I would carve demonic runes into the dough before layering on the sauce.
Guba_the_skunk
Me who opens their sandwich to inspect sauce ratios: Dude, wtf?
JIMMYR0W
Made my day brother
ODX_GhostRecon
I can’t help but imagine the guest checking to make sure all the correct toppings are there, and finding the kitchen’s surprise.
46 Comments
I need to do this
I would be more worried about that cutting board
Gotta make a shit sandwich
You have to
what sause is that?
I love this level of petty
Throw that cutting board into a volcano it’s disgusting
Ohh my God. At first glance I thought that was some weird boutique faux marble cutting board…
That’s way better than spit
Jokes on you I can taste intent
Buzz, your cutting board. Woof!
What swear word do you think has the most optimal distribution of sauce?
I used to do smiley faces with little noses and sometimes throw in a :^(
So uh yeah, that cutting board is really gross fam.
A couple weeks ago my coworker plated a sandwich and wrote ‘HELP’ with the sauce lmfao. We left the sandwich open so the table could see it 😂😂 I don’t think the waitresses followed through though
What would I have to do to get a fuck sandwich?
As long as ya spread it around
Should always try to be professional
I always wonder. If the cutting board is that dirty. How is the rest of this kitchen? Maybe we don’t want to know.
Sandwiches taste better when someone else makes it for you in anger.
This confirms my dislike of sandwich shops
One place I worked we had a pickled veg plate with green beans, cauliflower, carrots and watermelon radish and I would always arrange the green beans into a pentagram and the cauliflower would be my “candles”, then I’d just put the rest on top to “hide” it. It was hella dumb but I was entertained. The little things.
I draw dicks on them
So you *always* write swear words inside people’s grilled cheeses?
Heh, if I opened my sandwich to find “cunt” written in sauce, I’d die laughing.
Oh I did this with pentagrams and other sigils. I would tell the servers I’m condemning their guests to a satanic death. People really thought I was some evil spell dude lmao
Here’s your fuck in sandwich
Draw a big old penis for me please
Taste the Fuck™
Why does it look like the slice is as thin as the knife lol
What are you?
I use shaped pickles to put in the sandwiches to look like a dick. So people can figuratively eat my dick
Then you get that one weirdo who likes to dismantle his food.
“It kinda looks like it says… penis?”
I used to do a pentagram on a bbq chicken pizza back in the day. It’s the little things that keep ya going
I stick to pentagrams and dicks.
honestly just shocked to find out we aren’t all doing this
Sometimes when I need to get it out I just write it down.
I once worked at a spot where we would garnish squash soup with creme fraiche that we would keep in a squeezie. My sous chef at the time would write silly words in the soup because by the time the cream heated up it would never be legible.
Until one day we sent out a soup and a few seconds later heard a very audible “Does my soup say gay in it?”
i used to draw dicks and sad faces in people’s reubens.
Would pay extra for this
Um server my grilled cheese tastes like someone wrote fuck on it
I used to do this (and also pentagrams and 666) with drizzle when I was a barista 😅
I used to love writing shit like this across peoples burger buns while plating. My grill cook would turn around with a bunch of patties and read FUCK CUNT and almost drop everything
When I did pizza, I would carve demonic runes into the dough before layering on the sauce.
Me who opens their sandwich to inspect sauce ratios: Dude, wtf?
Made my day brother
I can’t help but imagine the guest checking to make sure all the correct toppings are there, and finding the kitchen’s surprise.