And then he went to the bathroom in that ziplock bag?
uncleozzy
Afraido
IceBoxt
Bertoli may not be “good” but for $3 it’s not the worst option obviously
floshady
That looks like shit! How did he manage to make scrambled eggs? There’s usually no eggs in an Alfredo sauce. Perfect for here!
UnicornFarts84
I’ve been having issues getting it right as well. It keeps breaking not sure what I am doing wrong.
IdLOVEYOU2die
Sodium citrate
Jazzdude93
Brrrraiiiinnssss
GoochSnatcher
Looks like a chunk of rotten fat soaking in a bag of piss
Either_Dream_9748
Looks like lab grown chicken from Walmart
stefferier
Shit-fredo
cinderbrewmeadery
The fuck is that?
Ezanami
Looks like he used milk instead of heavy cream and pre shredded cheese instead of block or triangle.
Francesca_N_Furter
I have messed up recipes, but I never had a sauce turn into a congealed ball of paste floating in the urine of a very dehydrated person.
You need to lock up the good parmesan. Go do that now, we’ll wait.
gbgrogan
Hefty
Amaz1n_blue
alfre-no, but thank you.
GobbTheEverlasting
Kinda looks like the heat was too high and the cheese broke.
stijlkoch
What wrong babe? you didn’t even touch your pissfredo
Nosaja_adjacenT
It looks mad… Actually though, the same happens to me, dunno what I’m doing wrong exactly, only thing I’ve found, is that the parm I’m using is not real. That, just cause it’s in a wedge and requires shredding, it’s not legit Parmesan reggiano or whatever.
GiantA-629
Looks like he pissed on cauliflower.
Mr_Popsgorgio
You broke my heart Alfredo
Frosty_Yesterday_343
HOW
Dromedaeus
Damn that sauce is almost as broken as me
Superb_n00b
That’s the biggest kidney stone I’ve ever seen
Sarcastic_barbie
How did it even ball up
TeeahAT
Yes, they DID try😅
LostinQuiddity
Experience is the best educator
PandaLion666
I think he forgot to take his brain out
StrawbraryLiberry
Oof
Dense-Energy-1865
You sure you didn’t grab the vomit bag?
Alex_is_Baked
Why I just buy canned sauce
frehsoul45
So you took out his brain ?
No-Woodpecker-1370
It looks like buttered pig brains.
i_know_im_amazn
You mean ex/s
Artyom_Saveli
This looks like someone’s offering a spoiled kidney.
CreamyNailClippings
I’m afraido of your alfredo
JemmaMimic
I didn’t know people tried doing sous vide Alfredo.
leandroabaurre
Let me get this straight…
Your bf tried to make Alfredo sauce. And you show us a picture of what looks like mashed up white bread with stale urine inside a zip lock bag???
What the fuck did he do???? 🤣🤣🤣
XephyrGW2
Bro made a tumor.
ethanhinson
Dear god, no.
Advanced_Pie5380
Oh look, it’s Jeffrey Dahmers pickled brain.
adidashawarma
Damn. Why the hell are you saving the leftovers? lol
Nemoralis99
Looks like a sample of an alien life form
rdldr1
The heat was too high and the sauce separated.
ExpertReference2979
I fucked up the same way. I just tried to make the parmesan blob to mix in with the pasta as best I could.
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Awww been there 😭🤣
And then he went to the bathroom in that ziplock bag?
Afraido
Bertoli may not be “good” but for $3 it’s not the worst option obviously
That looks like shit! How did he manage to make scrambled eggs? There’s usually no eggs in an Alfredo sauce. Perfect for here!
I’ve been having issues getting it right as well. It keeps breaking not sure what I am doing wrong.
Sodium citrate
Brrrraiiiinnssss
Looks like a chunk of rotten fat soaking in a bag of piss
Looks like lab grown chicken from Walmart
Shit-fredo
The fuck is that?
Looks like he used milk instead of heavy cream and pre shredded cheese instead of block or triangle.
I have messed up recipes, but I never had a sauce turn into a congealed ball of paste floating in the urine of a very dehydrated person.
You need to lock up the good parmesan. Go do that now, we’ll wait.
Hefty
alfre-no, but thank you.
Kinda looks like the heat was too high and the cheese broke.
What wrong babe? you didn’t even touch your pissfredo
It looks mad… Actually though, the same happens to me, dunno what I’m doing wrong exactly, only thing I’ve found, is that the parm I’m using is not real. That, just cause it’s in a wedge and requires shredding, it’s not legit Parmesan reggiano or whatever.
Looks like he pissed on cauliflower.
You broke my heart Alfredo
HOW
Damn that sauce is almost as broken as me
That’s the biggest kidney stone I’ve ever seen
How did it even ball up
Yes, they DID try😅
Experience is the best educator
I think he forgot to take his brain out
Oof
You sure you didn’t grab the vomit bag?
Why I just buy canned sauce
So you took out his brain ?
It looks like buttered pig brains.
You mean ex/s
This looks like someone’s offering a spoiled kidney.
I’m afraido of your alfredo
I didn’t know people tried doing sous vide Alfredo.
Let me get this straight…
Your bf tried to make Alfredo sauce. And you show us a picture of what looks like mashed up white bread with stale urine inside a zip lock bag???
What the fuck did he do???? 🤣🤣🤣
Bro made a tumor.
Dear god, no.
Oh look, it’s Jeffrey Dahmers pickled brain.
Damn. Why the hell are you saving the leftovers? lol
Looks like a sample of an alien life form
The heat was too high and the sauce separated.
I fucked up the same way. I just tried to make the parmesan blob to mix in with the pasta as best I could.
Cheese and butter? That’s it???
…and then he threw up his intestines?