Hand slipped when I was putting the drawers back after cleaning out the lowboys
by tibulafiend
31 Comments
Spartanfred104
Why not just wear a glove?
Many-Gear-4668
Ahh the auld finger johnny technique.
guiltycitizen
Are you doing a fingers only task?
xfireperson1
I grated my fingernail off with a microplane yesterday and currently on a pasta station. Feels real nice holding it above the boiling fucking water.
Gonzo_B
Finger cots! WOW, I didn’t even know they still made these!
These are from back when doctors didn’t feel the need to wear a full glove for something as minor as rectal exams.
PibeauTheConqueror
Ol bluefinger at it again
BurrowtheMage
Biggest condoms I ever saw!
NouvelleRenee
At least you won’t get anyone pregnant.
Wrong_Buyer_1079
Are your waitresses extra skanky?
PhilyJFry
Slightly funny story.
Cut myself and a fellow line cook says “go get one of those finger condoms”. To which I responded “what do you mean? Those are totally average size condoms!?” Apparently a lot of people here don’t know what a joke is.
Lucky_Development359
Embrace it and
go full Blue Man Group on whatever surface you can find.
aKgiants91
4 finger knife cut
Round-Juice5772
Urm what happened to the lines on your hand? They are just not there….
rock0head132
double wrapped glove and finger condom s
SmoothSun6676
Just slice your thumb already god damn it!
smokeacoil
That’s one way to get a promotion 😂
Droolien
Me too chef 🫡
shade1tplea5e
I have to do that between 10am and noon every time I work a day shift because we do so much catering before we open for lunch and closing up those damn foil pans in a hurry is dangerous lol
omega_grainger69
You are one dental dam away from a party. Well played, sir.
KULR_Mooning
Condom I use in bed too so many options
Empty-Note-5100
They make my size?! I called Trojan and they said they don’t make Jimmys that small
automator3000
Finger banging the day away
denveromlette26
Those hands look soft
drgoatlord
🎵the best part of waking up Is fingers in your cots🎶
t0mz0mbie
okay but what happened?
yeroldfatdad
Sorry, you’re still not getting tomorrow off.
HashSlingingSloth
Fingerin’ that slammin salmon I see
MadicalRadical
You blue your fingers
EasyDaveLetterman
I asked my old boss that if i used those on each finger and just used the tips of my fingers to handle food would it be ok he said no 😔
aguythatlovesfrogs
My dumbass thought you dipped your fingers in blue paint at first
31 Comments
Why not just wear a glove?
Ahh the auld finger johnny technique.
Are you doing a fingers only task?
I grated my fingernail off with a microplane yesterday and currently on a pasta station. Feels real nice holding it above the boiling fucking water.
Finger cots! WOW, I didn’t even know they still made these!
These are from back when doctors didn’t feel the need to wear a full glove for something as minor as rectal exams.
Ol bluefinger at it again
Biggest condoms I ever saw!
At least you won’t get anyone pregnant.
Are your waitresses extra skanky?
Slightly funny story.
Cut myself and a fellow line cook says “go get one of those finger condoms”. To which I responded “what do you mean? Those are totally average size condoms!?” Apparently a lot of people here don’t know what a joke is.
Embrace it and
go full Blue Man Group on whatever surface you can find.
4 finger knife cut
Urm what happened to the lines on your hand? They are just not there….
double wrapped glove and finger condom s
Just slice your thumb already god damn it!
That’s one way to get a promotion 😂
Me too chef 🫡
I have to do that between 10am and noon every time I work a day shift because we do so much catering before we open for lunch and closing up those damn foil pans in a hurry is dangerous lol
You are one dental dam away from a party. Well played, sir.
Condom I use in bed too so many options
They make my size?! I called Trojan and they said they don’t make Jimmys that small
Finger banging the day away
Those hands look soft
🎵the best part of waking up
Is fingers in your cots🎶
okay but what happened?
Sorry, you’re still not getting tomorrow off.
Fingerin’ that slammin salmon I see
You blue your fingers
I asked my old boss that if i used those on each finger and just used the tips of my fingers to handle food would it be ok he said no 😔
My dumbass thought you dipped your fingers in blue paint at first
Cookin it up – Gary’s way!