She made these before we got together but during a breakfast we were making she insisted I made the eggs, I asked why and she sent me this gorgeous photo
by Clear_Individual_215
33 Comments
Skywrpp
Looks like stuffing dawg 😂😂
wyldechylde77
Kick her out of the kitchen, and warn her to never, ever come back.
sillystorm28
is lint an ingredient
MokelMoo
Weed looking ass eggs
dm-me-highland-cows
She made eggs? That’s nice, but where are they?
SousVideDiaper
What the fuck, man?
I_might_be_weasel
What animal did the eggs come out of?
MrJigglyBrown
I do not like green eggs and ham
they_luv_taxfraud
Grinch ahhh eggs
joacoper
Can we see them?
Disco_Potato_69
Where they at?
QRAZYD
Looks like pesto sauce. How does one manage to turn their eggs green?
Inevitable-Return922
No she didn’t
Funnyfaceparts
No she didn’t
Shirowoh
No, she didn’t
DasHexxchen
Why would you only show them after you ate em.
Alarming-Ad-1934
She’s trying to kill you lmfao
sugmanutz13
No she didn’t
Asleep_Emotion9769
That looks like wet marijuana.
RatzMand0
at least she did this tragedy when eggs costed cents instead of dollars.
YoMadre47
how. and why are they green?!?
BigMeese
Looks like chopped green chiles with a small amount of egg
Queasy_Block697
Whoa,does she even love you? I wouldn’t serve those to anyone.
XeroAbsurdity
Saw this a busted out laughing because it looks exactly like when my 3 year old “made eggs”. She’s right the color is from too much pepper but she had to have literally dumped a ton for it to turn out like that. Like a toooooon lmao.
NotStrictlyConvex
I sometimes too use my bed pan when making scrambled eggs
teddyoctober
If by “made” you mean “ruined”, then I agree…she did.
SerDuckOfPNW
Snake or turtle?
Maleficent_Depth_517
This looks like the stuff that comes out of an old cyst
Max-Main
She made eggs? In 1998?
Apprehensive_Panda79
Did she shit in them?
butteredkernels
CptGigglez
I think she mistook chicken shit for chicken eggs.
33 Comments
Looks like stuffing dawg 😂😂
Kick her out of the kitchen, and warn her to never, ever come back.
is lint an ingredient
Weed looking ass eggs
She made eggs? That’s nice, but where are they?
What the fuck, man?
What animal did the eggs come out of?
I do not like green eggs and ham
Grinch ahhh eggs
Can we see them?
Where they at?
Looks like pesto sauce. How does one manage to turn their eggs green?
No she didn’t
No she didn’t
No, she didn’t
Why would you only show them after you ate em.
She’s trying to kill you lmfao
No she didn’t
That looks like wet marijuana.
at least she did this tragedy when eggs costed cents instead of dollars.
how. and why are they green?!?
Looks like chopped green chiles with a small amount of egg
Whoa,does she even love you? I wouldn’t serve those to anyone.
Saw this a busted out laughing because it looks exactly like when my 3 year old “made eggs”. She’s right the color is from too much pepper but she had to have literally dumped a ton for it to turn out like that. Like a toooooon lmao.
I sometimes too use my bed pan when making scrambled eggs
If by “made” you mean “ruined”, then I agree…she did.
Snake or turtle?
This looks like the stuff that comes out of an old cyst
She made eggs? In 1998?
Did she shit in them?
I think she mistook chicken shit for chicken eggs.
At least she’s honest about it
I don’t like them, Sam I am…