If it was all white chocolate and passion fruit, I’d eat it.
bullpee
It looks like it probably tastes good as a thin cheesecake
MitraJordan
This pizza is truly diabolical in the worst way imaginable—greasy, limp, and drowning in a swamp of whatever the hell that is on the top. But the real crime? The crust, an oozing chocolate-stuffed monstrosity that clashes horrifically with the sad excuse of what is supposed to be cheese and sauce. Looking like a fever dream of culinary abomination, and not the good kind.
BarTard-2mg
Oh lord my stomach bubblin
Dicky_Penisburg
Hey you know what makes a great pizza? Toppings with the consistency of soup.
Icy-Conflict6671
Brazil needs to stop making pizza fr
slyrhinoceros
Damn Brazilians, won’t eat peanut butter, but will destroy pizza as we know it since its inception!
theajharrison
Lol this isnt even a fork and knife level.
Straight up need a SPOON for that abomination.
galtright
Trump better invade Brazil next.
3psilon9
I think the topping is melted peeps. This is diabetes on a plate.
Albiz
If I see another Brazilian squeeze a goddamn pizza I’m going to lose it.
figbott
Sigh.. everything reminds me of her..
littlespacemochi
Theres no reason to have that much chocolate
thecloudkingdom
id demolish it. i LOVE passionfruit
oliver-troyard
Looks fuckin great to me
Warmachine_10
So much ick
Individual-Path-9985
THE ALL NEW r/shitfromabutt CRUST
Illustrious_Nothing9
Brazilians really hate 🍕 for some reason
bobjohndaviddick
Lowkey that looks amazing
Vividivix
This looks utterly disgusting… one bite of that an my hunger for what ever that drove me to take a bite would be saturated.
fhxefj
This gives off ai vibes but I don’t see any errors
Edit: Wait, it looks like one of the fingers just suddenly came out of nowhere
in1gom0ntoya
noooo?! why is squeezing it always a thing? Who wants to eat this messy, sloppy abomination?
Vaper_Bern
That is disgusting! 🤢🤮
AsleepInteraction882
Criminals as always, doesn’t take long for them to be finding new ways bastardize pizza.
Spiritual_Tour862
Brazillian here.
We have a very diverse cuisine in flavors and colors. Many of our desserts and dishes were discovered by error and attempt. In this pizza, there is a “Maracujá Mousse” that would be a passion fruit mousse. It’s delicious. And it should probably look good on pizza too. Don’t you believe it? Come to this country and try one then…
TheTimbs
If a pizza got dysentery
Gvanaco
I don’t think you can eat this
incogne_eto
This is not just a pizza crime. This is a war crime. Where is the ICJ?
witecat1
I swear Brazil is where they quarantine all the worst pizza ideas.
Barbarianmoss
When it shits out chocolate pudding… 🤢
-kindness-
Just stop.
Arrogantosaurus
Oh the horror, guilty of a heinous crime.
bfarrellc
“Let Brazil try it!” Sorry Mikey. You’ve been replaced.
pritikina
I’ve yet to see a Brazilian pizza that isn’t a crime.
EntrepreneurBusy3156
I don’t consider myself a health nut by any stretch, but I’m not putting that in my body.
escx6ar
Slight_Indication314
Just because you can… Doesn’t mean you should… Sacrilege
OutsideOrder7538
Is that a dessert pizza?
zoedbird
This makes me want to throw up, but I’m afraid if I did these guys would make a pizza with it.
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A sad day to have eyes…
What is it???
If it was all white chocolate and passion fruit, I’d eat it.
It looks like it probably tastes good as a thin cheesecake
This pizza is truly diabolical in the worst way imaginable—greasy, limp, and drowning in a swamp of whatever the hell that is on the top. But the real crime? The crust, an oozing chocolate-stuffed monstrosity that clashes horrifically with the sad excuse of what is supposed to be cheese and sauce. Looking like a fever dream of culinary abomination, and not the good kind.
Oh lord my stomach bubblin
Hey you know what makes a great pizza? Toppings with the consistency of soup.
Brazil needs to stop making pizza fr
Damn Brazilians, won’t eat peanut butter, but will destroy pizza as we know it since its inception!
Lol this isnt even a fork and knife level.
Straight up need a SPOON for that abomination.
Trump better invade Brazil next.
I think the topping is melted peeps. This is diabetes on a plate.
If I see another Brazilian squeeze a goddamn pizza I’m going to lose it.
Sigh.. everything reminds me of her..
Theres no reason to have that much chocolate
id demolish it. i LOVE passionfruit
Looks fuckin great to me
So much ick
THE ALL NEW r/shitfromabutt CRUST
Brazilians really hate 🍕 for some reason
Lowkey that looks amazing
This looks utterly disgusting… one bite of that an my hunger for what ever that drove me to take a bite would be saturated.
This gives off ai vibes but I don’t see any errors
Edit: Wait, it looks like one of the fingers just suddenly came out of nowhere
noooo?! why is squeezing it always a thing? Who wants to eat this messy, sloppy abomination?
That is disgusting! 🤢🤮
Criminals as always, doesn’t take long for them to be finding new ways bastardize pizza.
Brazillian here.
We have a very diverse cuisine in flavors and colors. Many of our desserts and dishes were discovered by error and attempt. In this pizza, there is a “Maracujá Mousse” that would be a passion fruit mousse. It’s delicious. And it should probably look good on pizza too. Don’t you believe it? Come to this country and try one then…
If a pizza got dysentery
I don’t think you can eat this
This is not just a pizza crime. This is a war crime. Where is the ICJ?
I swear Brazil is where they quarantine all the worst pizza ideas.
When it shits out chocolate pudding… 🤢
Just stop.
Oh the horror, guilty of a heinous crime.
“Let Brazil try it!” Sorry Mikey. You’ve been replaced.
I’ve yet to see a Brazilian pizza that isn’t a crime.
I don’t consider myself a health nut by any stretch, but I’m not putting that in my body.
Just because you can…
Doesn’t mean you should…
Sacrilege
Is that a dessert pizza?
This makes me want to throw up, but I’m afraid if I did these guys would make a pizza with it.