Drunk man was convinced the FOH woman was his soulmate
Drunk man was convinced the FOH woman was his soulmate
by JelmerMcGee
42 Comments
deepseatsunami
Me asf
Top_Praline999
Groggy went a courtin
Foxymanchester7
My favorite part about these weirdos is when back a house gets to eat all the snacks lmao
AccomplishedJoke4610
Foh is just doing their jobs. They are not in love with you lol
tomolive
As a former FOH manager, one of my least favorite parts of the job was having to pull these weirdos aside and tell them to fuck off in much nicer terms.
_darling_clementine
poor girl
Mxlplx
Well? Was she his soul mate?
therealdanhill
Aw, I mean that’s sweet. People meet in all sorts of circumstances, you gotta shoot your shot
ReddBroccoli
And he bought her the classiest things at the grocery store
PurpleTeaSoul
Boy byeeeeee
CrazyLoucrazy
Make sure no one eats those cookies till AFTER shift.
HappyChef86
dude, my wife was foh and I was the sous. Been together 8 years. Ya never know.
notcutewilldeletel8r
Big swing big miss
dronegeeks1
Back in my younger days this was worth a handjob minimum 😆
Intelligent_Top_328
Foh just doing all they can to form a parasocial relationship for that sweet sweet tip.
This kinda comes with it.
trunkspop
had to kick out 3 old african dudes one time bc they grabbed a waitress who was 16 years old, all 3 of them dudes immediately started screaming when i told them they had to leave
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Falcon84
Place I used to work had a guy drop off love letters to one of the FoH women.
000-f
This is the actual worst. Especially if you make the mistake of not putting your foot down, then all of a sudden they’re finding your number and waiting by your car after close, or even showing up at your house.
Anyway. Pepper spray and self defense classes are your friends, cops probably won’t help you.
Spiritual_Win_6365
how were the cookies?
throwawaysugar16738
These the typa mfs to write a poem on their receipt and tip less than 10%
Outrageous-Host-3545
We had to ban a guy years ago. He kept sending a bartender flowers, edible arrangements, pizzas etc. Dude started off harmless and kept going. It got a bit scarry actually.
chaoscontrived
Waaaaay back in the day when I was a server, I had an odd, clingy regular like this. He had decided that I look like an actress on a soap opera he watched. Told me all about this as I smiled and nodded 😬. Called the restaurant later to try to talk to me about the actress some more (I finally looked her up and other than hair color we look nothing alike).
My manager had to kick him out eventually because he would come in multiple times a week and request my section, and then monopolize my time talking about how much I looked like his obsession. I’m probably lucky I didn’t get abducted.
Ok_Driver_2588
You’re really not going to take the price tags off?
jwillsrva
Awww that’s sad, creepy, and a lil cute. Mostly the first two though.
Hakunamytaters
I’m literally just a busser and for some reason middle aged women love flirting with me when I’m cleaning tables next to them
TakezoHunter
We’ve got one of those, Old Man Joe. He’s gotta be in his late 70’s/early 80’s and always finds one server to be completely infatuated with. He will spend hours at a time here eating and writing love notes/poems to whoever the object of his desire is.
First it was M, he would only come in when she worked, try to keep her at his table for his entire meal, and eventually asked her to come to his house to be his personal maid for some extra money on the side. I had to explain that even though he seems to be a harmless old man, he could be a lunatic who locks her in a room and never let her out. M ended up leaving, his visits decreased for a while.
He wrote a love letter a month or so ago to the lesbian server, it’s still floating around somewhere, but its written in cursive so I don’t know if she can read it. Last night I caught him trying to chat to the 17 year old busser so now I’ve gotta keep an eye out for that. He’s relatively harmless, but she grew up a Mormon and might not realize this nice old man is actually a pervert.
imdanwyatt
Shit man frosted cookies? I’ll be a soulmate.
Original-Tune1471
This happens far too often than people think. Every restaurant I’ve owned/still own at least one of these a month for a bartender or an underage host. I’ve gotten into countless fights with 30+ year old men because he wouldn’t leave my 16-17 year old host alone.
Colanasou
I mean, its entirely possible honestly.
Shouldve gone out and told him shes your wife or something to save face
acrankychef
Always hate these stories., Why does I happen so often.. couldn’t imagine being FOH.
Everyone’s laughing and im sitting there like oh god oh fuck the cringe, come on Jerry why you gotta do yourself like that. Thanks for the cake tho.
Future_Goose_7010
If homie wants to fuck FOH he needs to get his ass a job BOH
kdp4srfn
Reminds me of when I was a receptionist at a family practice and an odd guy asked me out, because he assumed me smiling at him meant I was flirting with him.
I had to tell him I was seeing someone (I was not). I told the doctor “All I did was smile at him!” He said “You gotta stop doing that!” I said “It’s my JOB!”
el_smurfo
My father fell in love with any service person that smiled at him….
timothycl13
Its like thinking a stripper likes you.
upsidedowntoker
He thought he met the love of his life and bought her grocery store roses ? Man these weirdos aren’t even trying anymore .
sexyorcess
yeah, yeah they be like that my restaurant was full of flowers on V-Day it the smell was oppressive dumpster smelled good that night though
foxbat
i love that he left the price tags on. super-flex.
Apprehensive-Ad-1024
And did you thank her for the goodies? Lol. Seriously hope she’s okay. People can be such creepy pests.
Deevilknievel
We’ve all been there
tech_and_trees
Holy shit where do I find a dozen good roses for $13? Lmk, would save me like 500 a year
42 Comments
Me asf
Groggy went a courtin
My favorite part about these weirdos is when back a house gets to eat all the snacks lmao
Foh is just doing their jobs. They are not in love with you lol
As a former FOH manager, one of my least favorite parts of the job was having to pull these weirdos aside and tell them to fuck off in much nicer terms.
poor girl
Well? Was she his soul mate?
Aw, I mean that’s sweet. People meet in all sorts of circumstances, you gotta shoot your shot
And he bought her the classiest things at the grocery store
Boy byeeeeee
Make sure no one eats those cookies till AFTER shift.
dude, my wife was foh and I was the sous. Been together 8 years. Ya never know.
Big swing big miss
Back in my younger days this was worth a handjob minimum 😆
Foh just doing all they can to form a parasocial relationship for that sweet sweet tip.
This kinda comes with it.
had to kick out 3 old african dudes one time bc they grabbed a waitress who was 16 years old, all 3 of them dudes immediately started screaming when i told them they had to leave
[deleted]
Place I used to work had a guy drop off love letters to one of the FoH women.
This is the actual worst. Especially if you make the mistake of not putting your foot down, then all of a sudden they’re finding your number and waiting by your car after close, or even showing up at your house.
Anyway. Pepper spray and self defense classes are your friends, cops probably won’t help you.
how were the cookies?
These the typa mfs to write a poem on their receipt and tip less than 10%
We had to ban a guy years ago. He kept sending a bartender flowers, edible arrangements, pizzas etc. Dude started off harmless and kept going. It got a bit scarry actually.
Waaaaay back in the day when I was a server, I had an odd, clingy regular like this. He had decided that I look like an actress on a soap opera he watched. Told me all about this as I smiled and nodded 😬. Called the restaurant later to try to talk to me about the actress some more (I finally looked her up and other than hair color we look nothing alike).
My manager had to kick him out eventually because he would come in multiple times a week and request my section, and then monopolize my time talking about how much I looked like his obsession. I’m probably lucky I didn’t get abducted.
You’re really not going to take the price tags off?
Awww that’s sad, creepy, and a lil cute. Mostly the first two though.
I’m literally just a busser and for some reason middle aged women love flirting with me when I’m cleaning tables next to them
We’ve got one of those, Old Man Joe. He’s gotta be in his late 70’s/early 80’s and always finds one server to be completely infatuated with. He will spend hours at a time here eating and writing love notes/poems to whoever the object of his desire is.
First it was M, he would only come in when she worked, try to keep her at his table for his entire meal, and eventually asked her to come to his house to be his personal maid for some extra money on the side. I had to explain that even though he seems to be a harmless old man, he could be a lunatic who locks her in a room and never let her out. M ended up leaving, his visits decreased for a while.
He wrote a love letter a month or so ago to the lesbian server, it’s still floating around somewhere, but its written in cursive so I don’t know if she can read it. Last night I caught him trying to chat to the 17 year old busser so now I’ve gotta keep an eye out for that. He’s relatively harmless, but she grew up a Mormon and might not realize this nice old man is actually a pervert.
Shit man frosted cookies? I’ll be a soulmate.
This happens far too often than people think. Every restaurant I’ve owned/still own at least one of these a month for a bartender or an underage host. I’ve gotten into countless fights with 30+ year old men because he wouldn’t leave my 16-17 year old host alone.
I mean, its entirely possible honestly.
Shouldve gone out and told him shes your wife or something to save face
Always hate these stories., Why does I happen so often.. couldn’t imagine being FOH.
Everyone’s laughing and im sitting there like oh god oh fuck the cringe, come on Jerry why you gotta do yourself like that. Thanks for the cake tho.
If homie wants to fuck FOH he needs to get his ass a job BOH
Reminds me of when I was a receptionist at a family practice and an odd guy asked me out, because he assumed me smiling at him meant I was flirting with him.
I had to tell him I was seeing someone (I was not). I told the doctor “All I did was smile at him!” He said “You gotta stop doing that!” I said “It’s my JOB!”
My father fell in love with any service person that smiled at him….
Its like thinking a stripper likes you.
He thought he met the love of his life and bought her grocery store roses ? Man these weirdos aren’t even trying anymore .
yeah, yeah they be like that my restaurant was full of flowers on V-Day it the smell was oppressive dumpster smelled good that night though
i love that he left the price tags on. super-flex.
And did you thank her for the goodies? Lol. Seriously hope she’s okay. People can be such creepy pests.
We’ve all been there
Holy shit where do I find a dozen good roses for $13? Lmk, would save me like 500 a year
She should be careful going home after her shift