Gimme everything on the side with nothing touching!!

by bucket_of_dogs

17 Comments

  1. TeaHeadSick

    It would be cheaper for them to go to a grocery store and buy a bag kit wtf is this. Worked at a place that had ridiculous salads and we would get orders like this and I would have to have a separate platter for the 10+ ramekins of bullshit

  2. CASUALxCHICKEN

    Story of my life, bro. But it’s loaded baked potatoes and different sauces for me.

  3. jason_abacabb

    This is just more work for everyone, including the customer.

    I don’t get it.

  4. Fluffy-Pomegranate-8

    Gets taken out, and all the cups are tipped out into the bowl in front of the server…

  5. Individual_Smell_904

    People that ask for this at restuarants, why? Also I hope your children get measles

  6. chaoticbear

    …to what end? Are they worried you’re going to short them 6 grams of cheese?

  7. acrankychef

    Wdym, that’s just the autismeal.

    I’ll take 2

  8. Veganberger

    I had my first one of these the other day… I laughed my ass off as I deconstructed their burger; top bun one plate, burger another plate, cheese another plate, bottom bun another and so forth. The server was laughing his ass off, and had to take 3 trips.

    I guess the guest thought it was hilarious too, and left me a $20 tip.

    The dish washer wasn’t that happy, but he’s a homie… me. 😂 I run a one man lunch.

  9. throwitoutwhendone2

    I had to do this once and then watched thru the serving window as the lady took everything and dumped it onto her salad anyways.

    No clue why it had to come out separate just for her to put it on there herself. People are weird

  10. When the customer thinks they can assemble a salad better than you

  11. 2 cups of dressing to guarantee the highest chance that they leave you the fuck alone, this is the work of a seasoned garde manger professional.

  12. I had a friend in college who used to get everything on the side when she ordered: I asked her why. Her response :

    “I was a hostess once, and I saw- most kitchens won’t get a clean salad bowl to toss every salad with, like ew, you can’t imagine what old crappy ingredients are stirred up with your salad”

    (Her words not mine)

    Obviously I had some choice words, but they fell on deaf ears.

  13. celestialcranberry

    I just give em less than they typically would get

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