Valentinos(not in the pic)- the boy you had a crush on at first but eventually you got over him because he wasn’t exciting enough
Siracha- your sweet first love that you’ll never forget
Tapatio- a reliable, dependable boyfriend who’ll be there when you need him.
O brothers jalepeno sauce- you had high expectations for him, but when you got with him he really wasn’t all up to your expectations
El yucatexo xxxtra hot-
A passionate summer fling you’ll never forget.
African ghost pepper hot sauce: a situationship where you stop talking and then go back to eachother every single time.
Elijah’s extreme regret:
A boyfriend that gives you a passionate, all consuming, obsessive romance.
Elijah’s regret reserve:
Your toxic af boyfriend, that gives you the greatest kinkiest s3x, he can be hurtful towards you but you can’t stop going back to him because he’s just so addicting.
by vegansillygirl
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What about Tabasco
Sriracha is always there for you.
name checks out lol
Valentina is my old reliable. Flavorful. Goes good on anything imo. Very build able. But it’s definitely not hot enough to excite many in r/spicy