Ham and hot sauce between two pieces of cheese pizza 😐 my husband’s handiwork

by tankgirl619

33 Comments

  1. lovesuplex

    As long as you aren’t trying to sell this to people you should be good, unless you live in a fundamentalist Pizza-tarian neighborhood.

  2. Istealyourwaffles

    Just plain stupid food, what the hell is this? A ham pizzawich?

  3. One_Last_Cry

    That’s just unnecessarily stupid food.

    Shouldn’t exist as it’s just a sandwich at this point.

  4. Famous-Advantage-866

    That mouth is so big it could smoke out one side and talk trash out the other

  5. twobit211

    fine concept, using two leftover slices of pizza as slices of bread but absolutely atrocious execution, simply slapping some packaged deli meat in there.  separate the slices, add some veg and lightly heat the thing in the oven for a few minutes.  it’s not much more effort and is a thoroughly more enjoyable product 

  6. GreatestGreekGuy

    This is some hardcore stoner food right here lmao

  7. SheRoseFromTheAshes

    I’m on a really strict diet and I’m craving everything I shouldn’t . So at this point,I would smash if it’s the closest thing i could get haha

  8. Gmfbsteelers

    Luckily we live in a world where it can be both.

  9. Jahrigio7

    Pizza sandwich aka pizza Panini aka Pizzini has many successful iterations

  10. Dear-Expert8133

    They should sell houses without kitchens in the United States

  11. FritosRule

    The idea is great but this execution looks
.feh

  12. SpindleDiccJackson

    Crust is bread. This is a lunch meat sandwich with sauce and cheese.

  13. hamster-on-popsicle

    That’s a red flag you should call a lawyer!

    Imma joking, I swear

  14. Hmm, folding a slice of pizza over to form a sandwich doesn’t sound that bad. Not even misdemeanor level, this is like, minor traffic ticket at worst.

  15. kevint1964

    When you gotta have a Hot Pocket, but can’t get to the store. 😄

  16. disabledinaz

    Juror raises hand – we please need descriptions of the crime for proper deliberation.

    Is that supposed to be like a ham and cheese sandwich now?

  17. Wobble_bass

    That’s a solid lunch with leftover pizza when you only have 10 minutes for lunch.

    IMO pizza derivative, and this is a functional working person’s lunch, misdemeanor at most. At least throw it in the toaster.

  18. Mike-the-gay

    You’re catching multiple charges with this one!

  19. bumberbuggles

    Man that’s not even quality meat. They didn’t even try and separate it. Hard pass.

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