Having people over and ordered our pizza “party cut.”
I mean…it does look like a party, I’ll give them that.
by bassocontinubow
28 Comments
poop_frog
someone is angry they werent invited to your pizza party
broken_radio
The blind swordsman technique
MisterProfGuy
It’s a party cut because they did some drugs and a couple shots before they cut your pizza.
Crocagator941
Reminds me of when I worked at Domino’s and someone wanted their pie party cut, and I’d go into auto pilot and cut it normally before catching my flub and trying to fix it
PersonalityNo3044
Maybe they were thinking that some people at parties want bigger pieces than others and doing it in a “fun way”? But really, this is too ridiculous. If that’s really what they were going for, just cut a bunch of small pieces and people who want more can just get more
DIJames6
I’m goin to the shop and starting a fight if I got this..
Fun_Intention9846
“Fuck me up fam” cut
burningtowns
Looks like they did a cheesebread cut. Haha
Werewolfhugger
they definitely cut it normally and then tried to cut it again the right way. source: I have done it more times than I care to admit
Organic_Help_5282
What the fuck
peakpositivity
This evidence represents poor cuts, but no actual pizza crime is committed here
Azair_Blaidd
Looks like they accidentally did a regular cut first, then remembered the order said party cut
Whatsupmaaaaan
Lmao, this is so wild it crosses over into funny territory. This is the only time I’d justify eating pizza with a knife and fork.
whythoyaho
No crime here, just negligence.
TrickleUp_
No matter how they cut this, it’s still a gas station Pizza
DeerAtTheGates
Sorry to be ‘that guy’, but what is a party cut normally? Is it a pizza cut in (even) squares or rectangles? And is this something US specific or am I just ignorant?
EntrepreneurBusy3156
The cut is the best thing about that thing they call pizza
LatteLatteMoreLatte
The staff were having a party at the pizza place
realJohnnyApocalypse
Scrazy broh
hamburgerbear
Maybe don’t be a cheapo and just order enough pizza. No such thing as party cut on a 16 inch round pizza. Don’t hate me for speaking the truth!
28 Comments
someone is angry they werent invited to your pizza party
The blind swordsman technique
It’s a party cut because they did some drugs and a couple shots before they cut your pizza.
Reminds me of when I worked at Domino’s and someone wanted their pie party cut, and I’d go into auto pilot and cut it normally before catching my flub and trying to fix it
Maybe they were thinking that some people at parties want bigger pieces than others and doing it in a “fun way”? But really, this is too ridiculous. If that’s really what they were going for, just cut a bunch of small pieces and people who want more can just get more
I’m goin to the shop and starting a fight if I got this..
“Fuck me up fam” cut
Looks like they did a cheesebread cut. Haha
they definitely cut it normally and then tried to cut it again the right way. source: I have done it more times than I care to admit
What the fuck
This evidence represents poor cuts, but no actual pizza crime is committed here
Looks like they accidentally did a regular cut first, then remembered the order said party cut
Lmao, this is so wild it crosses over into funny territory. This is the only time I’d justify eating pizza with a knife and fork.
No crime here, just negligence.
No matter how they cut this, it’s still a gas station Pizza
Sorry to be ‘that guy’, but what is a party cut normally? Is it a pizza cut in (even) squares or rectangles? And is this something US specific or am I just ignorant?
The cut is the best thing about that thing they call pizza
The staff were having a party at the pizza place
Scrazy broh
Maybe don’t be a cheapo and just order enough pizza. No such thing as party cut on a 16 inch round pizza. Don’t hate me for speaking the truth!
The party started before they even cut it!
what is party cut?
Party of five, maybe?!
“Partly cut” more like
Also: improper pepperoni distribution. Egregious offense!!
They spelled “seizure” wrong.
There’s no P in it.
Just order two pizzas
I mean I like all the different size cuts because I’m such a stoner so I would actually love this