I’ve been making waters for everyone since I started, so running a long game on this one.

by Lakeveloute

20 Comments

  1. WakingOwl1

    Oh that’s funny. I once watched two coworkers concoct a fake glass of orange juice for their buddy while he was downstairs putting away a load. He came upstairs and they were like – we got you a juice!

  2. The-Master-of-DeTox

    The one on the right is shallot water?

  3. Bladrak01

    Add soy sauce to sprite until it looks coke or pepsi. Alternatively, add bourbon or rum to sprite until it looks like ginger ale.

  4. eyoung629

    I used to give people drinking sprite tonic water.

  5. UnhelpfulBread

    Left is the spiked drink

    Vinegar is lighter than water and wants to be on top

    Plus you know OP mixed it up better to make sure the MFer tastes it

  6. DanimalPlays

    You’re doing God’s work there. Excellent.

  7. notananthem

    Hazing in the workplace is a felony in many states

  8. I’m gonna need lids on both there chef, health department will ding us.

  9. Mission_Fart9750

    Expo once dressed up espresso cakes as a new dessert (with powdered sugar and sprinkles) and offered it to a busser (who ate off plates he mucked 🤢).  He got the spoon and took a BIG bite. His reaction was priceless. 

  10. Lakeveloute

    I’m also just so grateful you all GET it. I sent to a few folks earlier, and got weird responses in the vein of – “pickled shallot liquid and water sounds interesting” like they’re trying to be polite!?

  11. lol I once got chilli oil in my cappuccino, sat under the foam and on top of the coffee. Genius.

  12. I_can_pun_anything

    I got an old coworker once with peach jello, it was just gelatinized turkey stock

    In good faith i ate it right after he did In a show of faith

  13. Abe_Froman_87

    I usually just stuff a COOKED chicken tender in my coworkers drink. (Styrofoam with lid)
    The funny thing is, they usually don’t notice at first. It’s like somethings off, but they can’t quite put a finger in it.

  14. WildWolf911

    One time I almost convinced the dishie to drink out of a glass with white vinegar that I was using to clean the grill thinking it was his water

  15. cromulent-man

    hell yeah hippie gatorade

    kimchi brine + ice water is my jam

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