These sound and look absolutely delicious and the photo is a-okay.
bjorneylol
food porn is about nice photos of shitty food
shittyfoodporn is about shitty photos of nice food (or just plain shitty food)
Your pizza looks amazing but because you didn’t take it on a $3000 DSLR and fine tune it in lightroom they don’t want it
YakElectronic6713
R/foodporn people have their collective head stuck deep up their collective arse. This looks delicious.
JoeyKino
Typical foodporn feedback:
“YOU CAN’T USE A DUTCH ANGLE ON A GREEK DISH!!!”
Your food looks great – they care about photos, not food.
Either_Dream_9748
Your photos are safe here.
leesharon1985
Looks pretty good to me.
impstein
As a chef of 17 years, (worked at 4 different pizza shops) it’s probably because they all seem to have the same white sauce base on them, basically making them a low effort version of 3 different pizzas. I want to state that I’m not that much of a food snob, and I would happily eat any of these pies myself, but r/foodporn is really strict on their content being the absolute best
Cadillac-Blood
r/decentfoodporn is the place for you
User013579
I disagree but I’m nobody. Those are good shots.
alcni19
They have the weird electric oven pizza crust I don’t like.
Other than that: would.
HotHits630
I’ve had the spicy perogy at BPs. Pretty good. Can’t speak for the rest.
DesperateSmiles
Did you not read why the post was removed? If you took a few seconds longer to take a good picture, it wouldn’t have been removed.
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TheGreatDissapointer
Fuck that sub
ArizonaGunCollector
That sub is the food version of the JetPhotos website
Prof_LaGuerre
Food porn pretty much always shits on anything remotely “ethnic”. Personally I think the pics look good, and so does the food.
SkibidiDreamer69
this looks so good omg. now i want pizza.
dogengu
They’re tripping
mkstot
Foodporn gets high off their own farts.
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Prime624
To be fair, it’s not a good picture. Hard to get perspective and you miss a third of the food. Would be good stock photo, but not a good photo for showing off food.
Sir-Nicholas
No they think you took a shitty picture, didn’t you read the reason? It really is poorly framed
SlamCakeMasta
Removed for poor quality photo. Blurry or bad framing.
OP: they think it’s shitty food.
Lmao. Education, in this care learning how to read, really is illegal in America now
DasHexxchen
Honestly, foodporn can fuck right off with their demands for a professional photo studio, photographer and no crumb out of place.
I bet everything there tastes like cardboard and wood glue.
sskfjkhwer
see i don’t understand those guys. this looks like exactly the type of photo that would make it to the top of that subreddit. good looking food, and a nice looking photo too, which seems to be all they really care about.
Gobbyer
I can already taste these, and they do not taste shitty.
bamboozledgardener
Mods of r/foodporn are dweebs.. lately seems they are getting high on their mod “power” 🙄
DanzillaTheTerrible
Um… is that a coin in the very bottom slice? A broken tooth might warrant ‘shitty’ status. Edit: Maybe it’s a mushroom?
LauraPa1mer
Maybe because the photo is slightly out of focus? No shade, I’m saying that it’s probably not the food.
SpecialistSwimmer941
I genuinely hate that sub sometimes. They can’t appreciate anything.
cwazykatt
Looks good! Doesn’t belong here.
IvyEmblem
r/foodporn when you don’t have a studio-level camera and photography skills
Vey-kun
Its shitty,
Therefore..bin it to me. 🤗
DeoGame
You Canadian by chance?
I_Am_Robert_Paulson1
What people don’t understand about r/foodporn is that it’s not necessarily a food sub. I know that’s a crazy assertion, but it’s true. They don’t care about food, they care about photography.
Now, to be fair, this isn’t the worst r/foodporn refugee that’s shown up over here, but I see where they’re coming from, only because of the framing/composition. If you change the aspect ratio to 1:1 and shift the frame of reference up so each pizza is in a third of the frame, they probably have no issue with this staying up over there.
rexcasei
The only shitty thing is that they look entirely lukewarm
DJGammaRabbit
God, I hate r/foodporn. Bunch of wankers.
AsleepInteraction882
They have too high of standards, this is good just not perfect.
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They’re sniffing their own farts over there.
These sound and look absolutely delicious and the photo is a-okay.
food porn is about nice photos of shitty food
shittyfoodporn is about shitty photos of nice food (or just plain shitty food)
Your pizza looks amazing but because you didn’t take it on a $3000 DSLR and fine tune it in lightroom they don’t want it
R/foodporn people have their collective head stuck deep up their collective arse.
This looks delicious.
Typical foodporn feedback:
“YOU CAN’T USE A DUTCH ANGLE ON A GREEK DISH!!!”
Your food looks great – they care about photos, not food.
Your photos are safe here.
Looks pretty good to me.
As a chef of 17 years, (worked at 4 different pizza shops) it’s probably because they all seem to have the same white sauce base on them, basically making them a low effort version of 3 different pizzas. I want to state that I’m not that much of a food snob, and I would happily eat any of these pies myself, but r/foodporn is really strict on their content being the absolute best
r/decentfoodporn is the place for you
I disagree but I’m nobody. Those are good shots.
They have the weird electric oven pizza crust I don’t like.
Other than that: would.
I’ve had the spicy perogy at BPs. Pretty good. Can’t speak for the rest.
Did you not read why the post was removed? If you took a few seconds longer to take a good picture, it wouldn’t have been removed.
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Fuck that sub
That sub is the food version of the JetPhotos website
Food porn pretty much always shits on anything remotely “ethnic”. Personally I think the pics look good, and so does the food.
this looks so good omg. now i want pizza.
They’re tripping
Foodporn gets high off their own farts.
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To be fair, it’s not a good picture. Hard to get perspective and you miss a third of the food. Would be good stock photo, but not a good photo for showing off food.
No they think you took a shitty picture, didn’t you read the reason? It really is poorly framed
Removed for poor quality photo. Blurry or bad framing.
OP: they think it’s shitty food.
Lmao. Education, in this care learning how to read, really is illegal in America now
Honestly, foodporn can fuck right off with their demands for a professional photo studio, photographer and no crumb out of place.
I bet everything there tastes like cardboard and wood glue.
see i don’t understand those guys. this looks like exactly the type of photo that would make it to the top of that subreddit. good looking food, and a nice looking photo too, which seems to be all they really care about.
I can already taste these, and they do not taste shitty.
Mods of r/foodporn are dweebs.. lately seems they are getting high on their mod “power” 🙄
Um… is that a coin in the very bottom slice? A broken tooth might warrant ‘shitty’ status.
Edit: Maybe it’s a mushroom?
Maybe because the photo is slightly out of focus? No shade, I’m saying that it’s probably not the food.
I genuinely hate that sub sometimes. They can’t appreciate anything.
Looks good! Doesn’t belong here.
r/foodporn when you don’t have a studio-level camera and photography skills
Its shitty,
Therefore..bin it to me. 🤗
You Canadian by chance?
What people don’t understand about r/foodporn is that it’s not necessarily a food sub. I know that’s a crazy assertion, but it’s true. They don’t care about food, they care about photography.
Now, to be fair, this isn’t the worst r/foodporn refugee that’s shown up over here, but I see where they’re coming from, only because of the framing/composition. If you change the aspect ratio to 1:1 and shift the frame of reference up so each pizza is in a third of the frame, they probably have no issue with this staying up over there.
The only shitty thing is that they look entirely lukewarm
God, I hate r/foodporn. Bunch of wankers.
They have too high of standards, this is good just not perfect.