OOP asked their wife if they could have a quarter of the pizza and she cut it like this…
OOP asked their wife if they could have a quarter of the pizza and she cut it like this…
by Ponjos
27 Comments
fractalkid
Leave slowly. And quietly. Without a whisper. Do not tell anyone your new address. Leave your phone behind.
CyberCarnivore
The real crime here is that OOP’s wife is bad at math. Neither of the 2 slices on the left is equal to a quarter. lol I’d take the big slice with almost no crust 😁
A_Minimal_Infinity
That’s still a good looking pizza. So you still win.
It looks criminal, but maybe more of a misdemeanor.
mmmUrsulaMinor
This would make me question a lot about who I married.
Ixmore
Tell her to keep cutting it to make it Detroit Style.
AsleepInteraction882
Cutting it like that is a crime yes, maybe she doesn’t know what you meant or its malicious compliance?
Specialist_Bench_144
Theres alot of aggresion goin on here, maybe dont let her use sharp objects when trying to steal her food. Cuz this seems like a threat
grand_soul
Stuff like this and killing animals are signs of psychopathy. Just saying.
CharmingAwareness545
I think she’s feigning ignorance. Did she take the near-centre slice?
geoffpz1
Na, Just cut it in squares. It is better that way anyway… (Chicago born and raised)
Hamilton-Beckett
You can eyeball an exact quarter out of the top part of the large piece on the right.
I’d cut my quarter out of that and leave the rest to fend for themselves with their fucked up pie.
This can still be saved. Just say you’re doing square cut and make one more cut on the right, rotate 90 degrees, make 3 cuts, then give one quarter though the edge slices will be less appetizing.
CommentBetter
I cut my pizza into bite sized pieces, I hate eating a triangle shaped food awkwardly biting it until at last it turns into a break stick anyway
27 Comments
Leave slowly. And quietly. Without a whisper. Do not tell anyone your new address. Leave your phone behind.
The real crime here is that OOP’s wife is bad at math. Neither of the 2 slices on the left is equal to a quarter. lol I’d take the big slice with almost no crust 😁
That’s still a good looking pizza. So you still win.
It looks criminal, but maybe more of a misdemeanor.
This would make me question a lot about who I married.
Tell her to keep cutting it to make it Detroit Style.
Cutting it like that is a crime yes, maybe she doesn’t know what you meant or its malicious compliance?
Theres alot of aggresion goin on here, maybe dont let her use sharp objects when trying to steal her food. Cuz this seems like a threat
Stuff like this and killing animals are signs of psychopathy. Just saying.
I think she’s feigning ignorance. Did she take the near-centre slice?
Na, Just cut it in squares. It is better that way anyway… (Chicago born and raised)
You can eyeball an exact quarter out of the top part of the large piece on the right.
I’d cut my quarter out of that and leave the rest to fend for themselves with their fucked up pie.
I mean cut in Chicago style
You’re gonna have to kill that bitch
You go to jail for snitching on your wife.
https://preview.redd.it/7sw5t4yb2yne1.jpeg?width=956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e30fa5bd1653e09a960f5d5483536b1e998a9036
I wonder if his wife has a lot of husbands
Well, the good thing is that you can always start again with a new pizza fairly quickly and easy, but I can’t the same thing about a wife.
This belongs in r/untrustworthypoptarts
Has she been tested?
Check your calendar and walk away slowly.
Pizza jail for ETERNITY
All New Yorkers and New Jersey are about to form an angry mob looking at this
The biggset crime is that the poster cut the pizza like that for the likes.
Is this her brother?!
[Quarter this a quarter to that…,](https://www.tiktok.com/@yskclipped/video/7355553608445840686?lang=en)
Half it is then!
This can still be saved. Just say you’re doing square cut and make one more cut on the right, rotate 90 degrees, make 3 cuts, then give one quarter though the edge slices will be less appetizing.
I cut my pizza into bite sized pieces, I hate eating a triangle shaped food awkwardly biting it until at last it turns into a break stick anyway