Because they aren’t worth it. Although they look great on a choochie bored
FishBobinski
It’s not the length of the grape that matters, it’s the girth.
TheScoobyDoober
There’s a “Sauer grapes” joke here somewhere.
KULR_Mooning
Icy_Jackfruit9240
They are a “licensed” grape from IFG or sold direct by Grapery (who licensed them from IFG).
You need a license to use the “name” commercially. Someone needs a stabbing really.
21Saddam
A handful of long grapes
skack97
Græpe
scottawhit
Moondrops? Love them.
Big-Contribution-676
Next thing you know, there will be flat peaches…
Ditzy_Pooper
thicker please
Aryya261
If you like those try red candy snap grapes from Safeway
2dayswork
They are the best.. black sapphire grapes!
AffinityForLepers
Who’s been jelqing the grapes again?!
Only_Purpose239
Biting them in half is otherworldly
doccsavage
I still don’t know anything about these. Can you tell me where you got them? Expensive? Taste still on par with normal sized?
I want them.
professionally-baked
Same
moose_ashford
Oh yeah lol you gotta get the long ones when you can. There’s always somebody who’s never seen them. Fun grapes.
Safe_Ad1639
Omg I saw that and immediately thought that was a collection of balloons pulled out of a drug mule.
Ill-Chipmunk-6956
Are you still rocking a Fossil Blue? I had that watchband 20 years ago!
kattrup
They were called witch fingers for a while before some self-proclaimed witches sued somebody. Now they are moondrops where I’m at. Love to partially freeze them.
Yummylicorice
Sweet sapphires! Those are the best grapes I’ve ever eaten!
36 Comments
Grapes the loooonng way
Peanut butter jelly the longgggggg way
Hey, why the long grapes?
Wait untill he finds the wonders of long pig
I only just found out about Grape Scissors
Long what now?
Because they aren’t worth it. Although they look great on a choochie bored
It’s not the length of the grape that matters, it’s the girth.
There’s a “Sauer grapes” joke here somewhere.
They are a “licensed” grape from IFG or sold direct by Grapery (who licensed them from IFG).
You need a license to use the “name” commercially. Someone needs a stabbing really.
A handful of long grapes
Græpe
Moondrops? Love them.
Next thing you know, there will be flat peaches…
thicker please
If you like those try red candy snap grapes from Safeway
They are the best.. black sapphire grapes!
Who’s been jelqing the grapes again?!
Biting them in half is otherworldly
I still don’t know anything about these. Can you tell me where you got them? Expensive? Taste still on par with normal sized?
I want them.
Same
Oh yeah lol you gotta get the long ones when you can. There’s always somebody who’s never seen them. Fun grapes.
Omg I saw that and immediately thought that was a collection of balloons pulled out of a drug mule.
Are you still rocking a Fossil Blue? I had that watchband 20 years ago!
They were called witch fingers for a while before some self-proclaimed witches sued somebody. Now they are moondrops where I’m at. Love to partially freeze them.
Sweet sapphires! Those are the best grapes I’ve ever eaten!
moon drop grapes
This picture makes me uncomfortable.
LONG GRAPE STYLE.
Sick I can start using the eggplant emoji
Nice purity seal bro.
These guys fuck
Vegan sausages
These are THE BEST!! Long grapes forever 🖤🍇🌙
Loooong boi