Husband claims this doesn’t belong. Settle our debate.
Husband claims this doesn’t belong. Settle our debate.
by Without_Mystery
33 Comments
Greaterdivinity
This is the kind of shit this sub was made for.
illegalsex
Ya. You’re posting in the right sub.
threefoxes
Is your husband a fussy four year old
trampus1
He took 2 of the most phallic foods and made them as unphallic as possible. I’d love to see what your husband can do with a cucumber.
LauraPa1mer
Oh, I thought you meant doesn’t belong together! Is that canned corn?
weirdoldhobo1978
Needs to be on a paper plate but he’s close.
SilentKitchen8406
You’re in the right place. That looks like it might have already been eaten.
Theabsoluteworst1289
What’s the yellow stuff?
SeoulPower88
Without a doubt, this 100% belongs here.
joeybevosentmeovah
Your husbands claim is denied, ma’am.
Either_Dream_9748
No…. It definitely does.
buttcheeksmasher
Pre chewed corn always belongs on this
ChrisInBliss
This looks like a plate made to placate a child. Child: NO I WONT EAT Adult: *-makes sausage and cream corn-* Child: *-finally eats-*
failing-backwards
That creamed corn brings back some childhood trauma
tacos_247
Mmm fork cut sausage and predigested corn!
lavenderPyro
This is home base for that
buttholeshlurper
Needs a carb or a starch
HeadElectrical6826
once we are in the great depression he’ll be missing this plate over and over again
lostinhh
That’s not even deserving of a proper plate and placemat.
Tomj_Oad
Cook or at least heat the damn sausage
Why is no one else talking about cold, greasy, chopped by a mad cook sausage?
Cold!?!!
Blech
I love sausage, but just No
AmazingGrace_00
Honey, it belongs.
WaterPollo
How do you people find each other? Your husband shouldn’t be married, he should be in custody.
permalink_child
Worse than prison food, so yes, meets the requirement.
Jessabelle517
It belongs here but if it was Mac n cheese instead of cream corn it would not 😂😂
delicious_downvotes
The fact that he thinks this doesn’t belong here is even better.
degjo
Anything with creamy corn is shitty by default.
frednekk
Canned cream corn and polish sausage is gi distress in the making.
Without_Mystery
Some added context: I grocery shopped yesterday so we have tons of ingredients and stuff to make dinner with. Also he didn’t work today & we have no kids, so being exhausted is also not a factor here. This abomination truly didn’t need to be made!! There were other options!
Bean_Boozled
Why are you married to a 90 year old 5 year old
onyx_ic
Look, I grew up eating creamed corn and hot dogs. Its shit, but I get it and I still love it.
Bingzhong
Oh yeah. This sub is that plate’s home.
wantonwontontauntaun
Slime coins and mucus corn,.
SkynetLurking
Is this a meal I’d eat and enjoy? Yes. Is this shitty food porn? Absolutely yes
33 Comments
This is the kind of shit this sub was made for.
Ya. You’re posting in the right sub.
Is your husband a fussy four year old
He took 2 of the most phallic foods and made them as unphallic as possible. I’d love to see what your husband can do with a cucumber.
Oh, I thought you meant doesn’t belong together! Is that canned corn?
Needs to be on a paper plate but he’s close.
You’re in the right place. That looks like it might have already been eaten.
What’s the yellow stuff?
Without a doubt, this 100% belongs here.
Your husbands claim is denied, ma’am.
No…. It definitely does.
Pre chewed corn always belongs on this
This looks like a plate made to placate a child.
Child: NO I WONT EAT
Adult: *-makes sausage and cream corn-*
Child: *-finally eats-*
That creamed corn brings back some childhood trauma
Mmm fork cut sausage and predigested corn!
This is home base for that
Needs a carb or a starch
once we are in the great depression he’ll be missing this plate over and over again
That’s not even deserving of a proper plate and placemat.
Cook or at least heat the damn sausage
Why is no one else talking about cold, greasy, chopped by a mad cook sausage?
Cold!?!!
Blech
I love sausage, but just No
Honey, it belongs.
How do you people find each other? Your husband shouldn’t be married, he should be in custody.
Worse than prison food, so yes, meets the requirement.
It belongs here but if it was Mac n cheese instead of cream corn it would not 😂😂
The fact that he thinks this doesn’t belong here is even better.
Anything with creamy corn is shitty by default.
Canned cream corn and polish sausage is gi distress in the making.
Some added context: I grocery shopped yesterday so we have tons of ingredients and stuff to make dinner with. Also he didn’t work today & we have no kids, so being exhausted is also not a factor here. This abomination truly didn’t need to be made!! There were other options!
Why are you married to a 90 year old 5 year old
Look, I grew up eating creamed corn and hot dogs. Its shit, but I get it and I still love it.
Oh yeah. This sub is that plate’s home.
Slime coins and mucus corn,.
Is this a meal I’d eat and enjoy? Yes.
Is this shitty food porn? Absolutely yes