how many calories did i binge at din tai fung??

i ate probably 60% of everything here (i split everything w my friend but i eat more) and the last pic is the leftovers. 10/10 recommend din tai fung its so worth the hype and calories

1 cucumber salad and sweet and sour pork baby back ribs
2 garlic string beans
3 pork xlb
4 pork (?) and shrimp spicy wontons
5 shanghai rice cakes w chicken
6 sesame noodles
7 chocolate mochi xlb with sea salt cream
8 the leftover xlb is pork and crab (we finished the pork xlb)