If this is a crime, I have been guilty many times throughout my life.
Top-Bird-9032
Why not just oven it? It’s still quick, much tastier and healthier, I will never understand I guess
Low_Wall_7828
Can’t convict on something I’ve done. I will say, they’re a bit better in an air fryer.
Gnomad_Lyfe
Saves having to wash a pizza cutter after
Specialist_Bench_144
Fold it you animal i know that grease is all over your face
alwaysflaccid666
I reached a point in my life where I always put food on glass plates. No matter what. I can’t even eat off of a napkin anymore. I’d rather have a dirty plate.
It’s just who I am now.
rrodrick386
Straight to jail where I’ll also be
ItsAMeAProblem
Same.
Iamkillboy
How I eat microwave pizzas.
atuan
This isn’t a crime, just a misdemeanor
Soft_Eggplant9132
I just tear chunks off like a caveman .
Tasty_Lead_Paint
I used to live on Celeste pizzas haha
My favorite part about microwave pizzas is the box that folds up into a little altar/pedestal for the pizza like you’re making an offering to the microwave pizza gods.
GuyFromLI747
I fold my microwave pizza
BustyCelebLover
It’s hard to have a crime against a godless entity
Prestigious-Arm-7335
Nah roll it up and go at it like a burrito
No-Huckleberry-1713
Is this one of the personal “pan” ones from Dollar Tree?
Blurstingwithemotion
It would be funny if that was a huge pizza😂
SomeGuyNamedCaleb
I’m convinced everyone does this, or eats it by using the plate like a holder.
bloopie1192
I’m not mad at this. No need to cut. No need to wash. Just dine and sleep.
EntrepreneurBusy3156
Not how but WHY?
capn_yo_ho
I was gonna say ‘me too man’ but then I saw you weren’t using a plate.
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If this is a crime, I have been guilty many times throughout my life.
Why not just oven it? It’s still quick, much tastier and healthier, I will never understand I guess
Can’t convict on something I’ve done. I will say, they’re a bit better in an air fryer.
Saves having to wash a pizza cutter after
Fold it you animal i know that grease is all over your face
I reached a point in my life where I always put food on glass plates. No matter what. I can’t even eat off of a napkin anymore. I’d rather have a dirty plate.
It’s just who I am now.
Straight to jail where I’ll also be
Same.
How I eat microwave pizzas.
This isn’t a crime, just a misdemeanor
I just tear chunks off like a caveman .
I used to live on Celeste pizzas haha
My favorite part about microwave pizzas is the box that folds up into a little altar/pedestal for the pizza like you’re making an offering to the microwave pizza gods.
I fold my microwave pizza
It’s hard to have a crime against a godless entity
Nah roll it up and go at it like a burrito
Is this one of the personal “pan” ones from Dollar Tree?
It would be funny if that was a huge pizza😂
I’m convinced everyone does this, or eats it by using the plate like a holder.
I’m not mad at this. No need to cut. No need to wash. Just dine and sleep.
Not how but WHY?
I was gonna say ‘me too man’ but then I saw you weren’t using a plate.