(apple for extra flavor)

by JSTORRobinhood

34 Comments

  1. MyUserNameLeft

    Did you cooker break half way through cooking the sausages?

  2. Or, more accurately.

    Wife’s away and does everything for me, microwave beans, and rice and I can fry a couple of sausages, maybe.

  3. SuccessfulLeg4525

    yeah okay can she please take it away?

  4. fine_nut36

    Maybe you should stop exercising and wait for the wife to get back home.

  5. Invalid-Cookie

    You can use one less plate by putting the apple in the beans

  6. Griffithead

    Cooking sausages takes a little time, but it’s so worth it! The taste difference is huge. And it’s weirdly satisfying.

    A good pair of tongs and 10 minutes would have had them be glorious!

  7. She’ll know after you back up the toilet! 💩

  8. FaithlessnessNo9090

    Ah yes, the true taste of freedom—rice that could double as gravel, sausages so undercooked they might still have a pulse, and an apple thrown in for balance.
    I envy you.

  9. iceman2kx

    Free will and you chose an Apple and canned beans? I’d have two bags of frozen pizza rolls personally

  10. UnabashedHonesty

    Be honest. That apple got swapped out for a tall boy immediately after this pic was taken.

  11. Zealousideal_Mail12

    I have so many questions, but I don’t want any answers

  12. kissedbydementors

    How are those sausages kinda burnt and undercooked at the same time?

  13. -Po-Tay-Toes-

    They’re burnt and raw at the same time… That’s impressive

  14. gremlinsbuttcrack

    Are those white hots?! I love white hots. Idc how cursed it or I am but I would enjoy this meal if those are white hots

  15. Apprehensive_Bike945

    Those sausages look more like they’ve been used as toilet paper than cooked. Your free will is not worth the sausage it’s been shit on

  16. ColdPorkChop

    I know I’m just being hopeful, but are those perhaps zweigle’s white hotdogs?

  17. ShotandBotched

    When Rush wrote “Freewill” they were thinking of you.

  18. MochaHook

    Use some mustard, honey/maple syrup, and Sriracha to spice up them beans!

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