Tried to cook this steak rare, but now I'm wondering… did I nail it, or is this thing still mooing? Grill me, Reddit.

Moo or Noooo?

by AELZYX

44 Comments

  1. Looks good but you cut it the wrong way, you want to cut it against the grain

  2. Loadlegalality

    A higher temp sear will give you a great crust! Inside does look decent. And yeah cut against the grain!

  3. FlickerOfBean

    Need a hotter flame and a different direction on your knife.

  4. vinny10133

    Not the most even cook but still perfect for me enjoy

  5. This sub is entirely too nice or has no idea how to cook a steak. This really is an awful looking steak.

  6. unixman84

    I like the middle the outside looks a bit less toasty than I care for, ask me how much I care when I eat it. You did great. I would make that disappear.

  7. AwesomeHorses

    Looks good, but you should cook at a higher temperature to get a better sear

  8. ChequeItOut

    While everyone here is correct.. still I would sprinkle a dash of salt on that and fuck that steak up, looks good. You definitely have to cook another steak to show us.

  9. mycurvywifelikesthis

    Absolutely beautiful rare perfection. That’s how you do it right there!

  10. 2NutsDragon

    Biomorphic. That’s what autocorrect changed it to when I tried to spell “Nope.”

  11. wtfdoiknow1987

    It is both undercooked and overcooked with no sear. You also cut it exactly the wrong way. Excellent shitpost/trollpost 10/10

  12. It’s probably perfect. I never order my steaks rare, because i would be expecting this.

    Great job!🏆

  13. sirplayalot11

    You somehow managed to cook a steak with a spectrum of rare to well done from center out, and STILL didn’t get a sear despite the fact. Like how?

  14. SickOfAllThisCrap1

    Personally the grey ring is too thick. The inside is perfection.

  15. LehighAce06

    Well done, medium, medium rare, and a little bit of rare. All on one completely unseared steak cut with the grain.

    Just, wow.

  16. NobodyYouKnow2515

    I would call this bordering on medium a little too well done for me but not bad

  17. TheLastPorkSword

    There’s literally everything in this steak from well done to rare.

    Heat was too low, that’s why half the steak is gray band and well done.

    You also didn’t account for the varied thickness, which is why one end is medium inside, and the other end is rare inside.

    Edit; and you managed to get 0 crust….

  18. There is basically nothing right about this steak. Make it into a sandwich and try again tomorrow.

  19. Wolfman_112062

    I’d crank the heat up a little bit, get a better crust. Plus, you cut with the grain, not against. Cutting against the grain is gonna shorten those meat fibers and make your steak easier to chew. Cutting with the grain is gonna make it tougher.

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