Seek professional help

by CzechCzar

21 Comments

  1. Furiosa27

    Ok so yall can have white sauce pizza but I dip a slice in a lil milk and im in handcuffs

  2. prank_caller

    a daily intake of dairy is part of a well balanced diet

  3. Formal_Mood0

    This is professional help, missing mustard though.

  4. Some_Nibblonian

    yes we have all seen the milk pizza troll post that’s absolutely 100% real

  5. diecastbeatdown

    Pretending it’s ranch so I can sleep tonight.

  6. in1gom0ntoya

    nah we’re past that. permanent solitary till the end

  7. Professional-Big-584

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  8. johnaross1990

    I hate this, it makes me feel like a hypocrite.

    I dunk biscuits(cookies) in milk. I dunk cake in milk. I dunk jam(jelly) sandwiches in milk. And toast!

    But I’ve never gone savoury…

  9. onlysaysisthisathing

    I’m hoping others are right and this is just rage bait. Because if not… Well, let’s just say some people can’t be rehabilitated.

    Who’s got that pic of the little kid aiming his gun and crying?

  10. If that’s ranch, you get a pass. Traffic ticket at worst.

    If that’s milk, then throw them in jail, throw away the key, felony charges, then the death penalty.

  11. I mean. During school lunches, you get pizza with some milk to drink.

    You take a bit of pizza and drink a little milk. it all mixes in the mouth.

    bro just skipping a few steps here.

  12. Tidalwave64

    Why ranch? what makes this combination good for those who tried this?

  13. Better-Use-5875

    I actually used to dip my pepperoni pizza in chocolate milk when I was a kid. It wasn’t bad tbh….but I abstain as an adult

  14. I once went to an Indian pizzeria and discovered that a few small drops of ranch were the perfect way to balance out the flavor of paneer tikka masala pizza.

    But dunking a slice of pizza in an unidentified white sauce is ridiculous.

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