Pulled this out of our dressing today. Recipe calls for two shallots. They omitted the chopping part.
by Silly_Emotion_1997
20 Comments
Logg420
Well that makes me feel a little better actually because all I could see was a pair of raw testicles
I guess that probably says more about me than I really want to contemplate on a Saturday morning though 😜🤣
Orangeshowergal
It’s hard to explain how stupid people can be
bakanisan
Tyler made this!
TedBrogan187
Bloop, bloop. All done!
nnnnaaaaiiiillll
Sentence the culprit to eating both of them
NapClub
Someone assumed someone else wasn’t stupid and this is the result.
egg_breakfast
pay your people more and you’ll find more folks who aren’t brain dead
Revxmaciver
What kid of dressing is this?
SenorPoopyPants38
Staged for 3 years at Noma.
asterixmagic
… so all this time instead of mincing… I could just throw two whole shallots? Omg life hack.
Darbo-Jenkins
Amuse bouche?
Beautiful_Hedgehog47
🤦♀️
Jesustron
l’essence de shallot in the rest of the sauce
MoeSzyslakMonobrow
/r/MaliciousCompliance
electr1cbubba
This is the funniest shit I’ve seen on here since that one guy’s charcuterie board
yargh8890
They’re not wrong.
Zootguy1
haha. this why I hate training. gotta be SUPER specific with some ppl
Skate_faced
Ok, but did they really need that much cum?
Like, bravo, impressive.
But I only ever use a dash on entire shallots. Too much and you’re gonna get someone preggers.
SleepyBoneQueen
I’m not gonna lie that’s some dumb shit that I would do. Brain just turns off sometimes
septubyte
Maybe they don’t know it’s ok to use the knives in a kitchen. But to be fair, some instructions must not be minced . They get wholly mixed up. Seperate your directions into easy to swallow parts . Seriously maybe this person is nervous and over/under thought it.
It can be nerve racking to ask a stupid question , which might make it even harder to think. There’s a lot of pressure in the kitchen not to mess up and look like an idiot , especially as a new hire. So ya make a bit of fun but be constructive and build confidence in your people. It’s a team effort after all
20 Comments
Well that makes me feel a little better actually because all I could see was a pair of raw testicles
I guess that probably says more about me than I really want to contemplate on a Saturday morning though 😜🤣
It’s hard to explain how stupid people can be
Tyler made this!
Bloop, bloop.
All done!
Sentence the culprit to eating both of them
Someone assumed someone else wasn’t stupid and this is the result.
pay your people more and you’ll find more folks who aren’t brain dead
What kid of dressing is this?
Staged for 3 years at Noma.
… so all this time instead of mincing… I could just throw two whole shallots? Omg life hack.
Amuse bouche?
🤦♀️
l’essence de shallot in the rest of the sauce
/r/MaliciousCompliance
This is the funniest shit I’ve seen on here since that one guy’s charcuterie board
They’re not wrong.
haha. this why I hate training. gotta be SUPER specific with some ppl
Ok, but did they really need that much cum?
Like, bravo, impressive.
But I only ever use a dash on entire shallots. Too much and you’re gonna get someone preggers.
I’m not gonna lie that’s some dumb shit that I would do. Brain just turns off sometimes
Maybe they don’t know it’s ok to use the knives in a kitchen. But to be fair, some instructions must not be minced . They get wholly mixed up. Seperate your directions into easy to swallow parts . Seriously maybe this person is nervous and over/under thought it.
It can be nerve racking to ask a stupid question , which might make it even harder to think. There’s a lot of pressure in the kitchen not to mess up and look like an idiot , especially as a new hire. So ya make a bit of fun but be constructive and build confidence in your people. It’s a team effort after all