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The fucked up cake I made for my dad’s birthday


Hungarian walnut torte with buttercream frosting.

by Familiar-Preference7

46 Comments

  1. 35Smet

    What the fuck is that Cronenberg-esque creature in the middle

  2. AmazingMrSaturn

    It looks kinda like the brain bug from ‘Starship Troopers’.

  3. PoopTransplant

    Were you going for a prolapsed anus on that cake?

  4. NotDazedorConfused

    It’s the thought that counts…wtf is that orange thing in middle supposed to be?

  7. Creative-Demand-6355

    I was so confident it was a lobster

  8. stinkyclownbitch

    Is that the Lorax after getting sloshed?

  9. CybReader

    It’s fucked up looking, doesn’t mean it’s fucked up tasting

    He will appreciate it.

  12. Inked-Wolfie

    If it’s any consolation, this is the best worst cake I’ve ever seen 

  13. FlanktheRight

    Just take the red thing off. Still looks good though.

  15. Druterium

    Strangely, this makes me want to do a John Carpenter’s “The Thing” themed cake for a friend of mine….

  16. ChrchofCrom

    My honest first thought was, “Hey, that’s that weird thing from the old DUNE movie.” Well done and happy birthday to your old man.

  17. Flowawaybutterfly

    wtf dude is that majora’s mask? 😂

  22. Martian_Manhumper

    It could only be better if the Guild navigator was spewing actual space glitter.

  23. Depressionsfinalform

    I showed my dad, it’s his birthday today, he thought it was very kind of you 😅 true words I reckon

  24. lisasimpsonfan

    So Dad is a big Starship Troopers Fan? That looks just like the Brain Bug from the movie!

  26. jnsktn

    Thought it was Krang from turtles 🤷🏼‍♀️
    Edit: Krang with a k

  27. kowaiikaisu

    I’d eat it, cake isn’t always for presentation. Sometimes its for eating.

  29. Only_Comparison3398

    Thought it was a pancreas with a face lol

  30. McSteezeMuffin

    Looks like the giant fetus from Resident Evil lol

  34. ghosttownes

    I think it’s cute! if you don’t look at it too closely

  35. v7deonasty

    The piping around the sides looks really nice but what is that?

  36. slo0t4cheezitz

    I thought it was supposed to be Jeff Goldblum in The Fly 🤣

  37. Orumpled

    In my experience the cakes that look wonky and crazy taste amazing!!!

  41. Odd_Feature7510

    The Duolingo bird has seen better days. 

  42. Anxious_Calendar6593

    That is by far the best cake a father could ever want

  43. faroutoutdoors

    Thought it was the dog mutation in the Fly II.

  46. hasanicecrunch

    I like it lol. Is that a mangled lobster?

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