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My dad was offended they put broccoli on a veggie pizza..
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My dad was offended they put broccoli on a veggie pizza..


It’s this a crime??

by daughter_of_the_mind

24 Comments

  3. h2opolopunk

    I like broccoli on pizza, but it needs to be cooked. This looks raw.

  6. pLeThOrAx

    Straight to jail. Fresh tomato and broccoli?? Do not pass Go. Do not collect 50000.

  9. alwaysflaccid666

    i have been a vegetarian for 24 years and i too am offended.

    honestly these vegetarians and vegans be doing too much sometimes.

  10. desara23

    Show him this sub. I don’t think he will ever complain again.

  11. Tolendario

    would you like some branches on your slice ? guilty!

  12. buttstuffisfunstuff

    Lol the first time I ever saw broccoli on pizza was when I was in Italy

  14. PeaOk5697

    I can eat brocolli raw, but i personally think this is a crime. No brocolli on pizza for me

  15. turboshot49cents

    I worked at a pizza joint and a women told me to put on “vegetables.” I asked her to be more specific and she said “just all the vegetables.” Then later was mad that there were pickles on it.

  16. AsleepInteraction882

    Broccoli apparently its uncooked? doesn’t belong on pizza, he’s in the right to be offended.

  17. Salvzeri

    Brocolli on pizza is actually good if brocolli is small pieces

  20. crook888

    Looks pretty smackin but they need to cook the brocc

  21. mimeographed

    I like broccoli on pizza, but some of those pieces are too big, and they all look raw

  22. FecalColumn

    Crime for three reasons. First two, like others have said, raw broccoli on a pizza is insane and also some of the pieces are too big. Last reason though is that it doesn’t make sense on this pizza imo. Broccoli + red sauce just sounds gross.

  24. finn11aug

    Broccoli is undercooked. I’d say it’s a bigger crime using raw tomatoes this far out of season. That’s gonna taste like hunks of wet nothing

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