With all these boards, I thought I'd share my grazing table from my son's baptism / Easter brunch. How did we do? The bowl in the back has my family recipe gravlax in it.

by cookmybook

29 Comments

  1. Anthraxxxxx

    No ramp? I’m not sure this is worth anything tbh.

    Nah, looks dope though!

  2. Explain to me how Im supposed to eat the pinecones. Go ahead I’ll wait. Oh I’m not supposed to eat those? THEN WHY ARE THEY ON THE TABLE!

    0/10 and Im calling the cyber police to have you backtraced and arrested.

  3. instant_ramen_chef

    This looks like that scene from Weird Science when they show the tablebof food at the party. And then the camera pans and the food is all gone.

  4. Kitchen_Drink2625

    All good, except the pinecones. Why the pinecones?

  5. Bluesparc

    Idk, those sauce bowls are very ramp like. I’ll give a solid 700.

  6. cb_cooper

    “Gravlax? No thanks, I’m allergic to cat piss.”

  7. matt_minderbinder

    Needs more creativity, should’ve added great grandma’s urn to the tablescape.

  8. TheCambrianImplosion

    Only if it comes with a limited avatar flesh light.

  9. 72_Suburbs

    Memes and jokes aside, I cannot believe anyone would pay somone hundreds of dollars to arrange deli items on a board. Y’all love to holler about the economy but then do shit like this. Girl, go pay your car note.

  10. Icy_Watercress4875

    All the wives drank the champagne before you arrived?

  11. wheelperson

    This is the 1st one I’ve seen that actually looks $700 worth. If I was there I’d be afraid to tough 1st, it’s beautiful!!!

    I do love twisty sticks tho!!!

  12. For a 700$ I want to see at least 1,5kg of aged parmesan with a parmesan cutter, 1,5kg of other 3 cheeses 1kg of Parma ham 2kg of other cured meats 4-6 different types of bread, crackers & biscuits ,2kg fruit, 1kg nuts, 1,5kg of dips, 1,5kg of olives pickled veggies etc. but most importantly at least half a meter of ramp.

  13. trunkspop

    this is the equivalent to a table full of expensive chasers at a fancy bar lol

  14. Looks amazing, would pay definitely, only thing is a linen tablecloth would make it look a lot more refined 😛

    Polkadots ftw though!

  15. Puzzleheaded_Nerve

    700 doesn’t get you a single can of Coke at my property.

  16. JUICYbuffet69

    Nah I’d bite the bullet and set this up myself in less than 2 hours for $300. There is really nothing that expensive or complex on the table sure it’s instagram worthy but 700 yikes.

  17. I would never pay $700 for finger foods.

    “Here’s your display of things I dumped out of a jar/package from Costco!”

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