With all these boards, I thought I'd share my grazing table from my son's baptism / Easter brunch. How did we do? The bowl in the back has my family recipe gravlax in it.
by cookmybook
29 Comments
Comfortable-Clerk127
Now that’s a $700-$1000
Anthraxxxxx
No ramp? I’m not sure this is worth anything tbh.
Nah, looks dope though!
Mxlplx
Explain to me how Im supposed to eat the pinecones. Go ahead I’ll wait. Oh I’m not supposed to eat those? THEN WHY ARE THEY ON THE TABLE!
0/10 and Im calling the cyber police to have you backtraced and arrested.
Far_Category_6926
Mmmm. Pinecone!
instant_ramen_chef
This looks like that scene from Weird Science when they show the tablebof food at the party. And then the camera pans and the food is all gone.
Kitchen_Drink2625
All good, except the pinecones. Why the pinecones?
Bluesparc
Idk, those sauce bowls are very ramp like. I’ll give a solid 700.
cb_cooper
“Gravlax? No thanks, I’m allergic to cat piss.”
matt_minderbinder
Needs more creativity, should’ve added great grandma’s urn to the tablescape.
Gilly_the_kid
No ramp.
rDenverModsAreCucks
Empty dish on the table. Fail.
Equivalent-Fan-1362
Would
TheCambrianImplosion
Only if it comes with a limited avatar flesh light.
72_Suburbs
Memes and jokes aside, I cannot believe anyone would pay somone hundreds of dollars to arrange deli items on a board. Y’all love to holler about the economy but then do shit like this. Girl, go pay your car note.
stevo-jobs
This is awesome
Icy_Watercress4875
All the wives drank the champagne before you arrived?
wheelperson
This is the 1st one I’ve seen that actually looks $700 worth. If I was there I’d be afraid to tough 1st, it’s beautiful!!!
I do love twisty sticks tho!!!
FraSuomi
For a 700$ I want to see at least 1,5kg of aged parmesan with a parmesan cutter, 1,5kg of other 3 cheeses 1kg of Parma ham 2kg of other cured meats 4-6 different types of bread, crackers & biscuits ,2kg fruit, 1kg nuts, 1,5kg of dips, 1,5kg of olives pickled veggies etc. but most importantly at least half a meter of ramp.
bucketofnope42
Now we’re talking
trunkspop
this is the equivalent to a table full of expensive chasers at a fancy bar lol
tothesource
I want to go to there
KairuneG
Looks amazing, would pay definitely, only thing is a linen tablecloth would make it look a lot more refined 😛
Polkadots ftw though!
Puzzleheaded_Nerve
700 doesn’t get you a single can of Coke at my property.
Mymemesarewell
Am I having a stroke?
JUICYbuffet69
Nah I’d bite the bullet and set this up myself in less than 2 hours for $300. There is really nothing that expensive or complex on the table sure it’s instagram worthy but 700 yikes.
RevenantSith
No ramp? I’d have sent it back
Bramdog
no. ramp.
SquareThings
No ramp but the bowl tower makes up for it
pizzaduh
I would never pay $700 for finger foods.
“Here’s your display of things I dumped out of a jar/package from Costco!”
29 Comments
Now that’s a $700-$1000
No ramp? I’m not sure this is worth anything tbh.
Nah, looks dope though!
Explain to me how Im supposed to eat the pinecones. Go ahead I’ll wait. Oh I’m not supposed to eat those? THEN WHY ARE THEY ON THE TABLE!
0/10 and Im calling the cyber police to have you backtraced and arrested.
Mmmm. Pinecone!
This looks like that scene from Weird Science when they show the tablebof food at the party. And then the camera pans and the food is all gone.
All good, except the pinecones. Why the pinecones?
Idk, those sauce bowls are very ramp like. I’ll give a solid 700.
“Gravlax? No thanks, I’m allergic to cat piss.”
Needs more creativity, should’ve added great grandma’s urn to the tablescape.
No ramp.
Empty dish on the table. Fail.
Would
Only if it comes with a limited avatar flesh light.
Memes and jokes aside, I cannot believe anyone would pay somone hundreds of dollars to arrange deli items on a board. Y’all love to holler about the economy but then do shit like this. Girl, go pay your car note.
This is awesome
All the wives drank the champagne before you arrived?
This is the 1st one I’ve seen that actually looks $700 worth. If I was there I’d be afraid to tough 1st, it’s beautiful!!!
I do love twisty sticks tho!!!
For a 700$ I want to see at least 1,5kg of aged parmesan with a parmesan cutter, 1,5kg of other 3 cheeses 1kg of Parma ham 2kg of other cured meats 4-6 different types of bread, crackers & biscuits ,2kg fruit, 1kg nuts, 1,5kg of dips, 1,5kg of olives pickled veggies etc. but most importantly at least half a meter of ramp.
Now we’re talking
this is the equivalent to a table full of expensive chasers at a fancy bar lol
I want to go to there
Looks amazing, would pay definitely, only thing is a linen tablecloth would make it look a lot more refined 😛
Polkadots ftw though!
700 doesn’t get you a single can of Coke at my property.
Am I having a stroke?
Nah I’d bite the bullet and set this up myself in less than 2 hours for $300. There is really nothing that expensive or complex on the table sure it’s instagram worthy but 700 yikes.
No ramp? I’d have sent it back
no. ramp.
No ramp but the bowl tower makes up for it
I would never pay $700 for finger foods.
“Here’s your display of things I dumped out of a jar/package from Costco!”