I would have just walked off with that whole chunk of smoked salmon for myself.
insideout_pineapple
Now that’s $700
Maumau93
You paid a professional $700 for this or that’s what it cost in the supermarket when you bought it?
$700 is far to cheap for a professional to charge for this…
Naive-Impression-373
Are those pretzels filled with peanut butter? If not then no deal.
CharlesDickensABox
Not one, but *two* cornichon jacuzzis? This is gluttony.
fortunebubble
Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes
sucobe
You almost had this. I see the ramp there on the right. What is that spread, jam? Prop that bad boy up on the tortilla chip bowl and you got yourself a wedding, baby!
Kogre_55
Those figs are the size of pears!
Serious-Speaker-949
One thing is really bothering me. The cracker in the bottom right. Okay so they used a broken cracker, I wouldn’t have, but whatever.
What bothers me is that they decided to make the broken cracker the first one visible in the shingle. Come on now.
BananasAreEverywhere
Is that a whole filet of salmon??
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Goddamn magic. That is a steal!
AccomplishedJoke4610
Now that’s a $700 spread
Dizzy_Guest8351
I’m starving, and dinner won’t be ready for at least another hour. Why have you done this to me?
IwouldpickJeanluc
I like it better when the cheese is precut otherwise it devolves into a smushed mess for soft cheese and someone stabbing themselves with the knife for the hard cheese lol
DkoyOctopus
okay, id pay the 700 for this.
Impressive_Math2302
I can’t believe how long this meme has held up. 😂 it’s got to go as the banner of the sub.
MamaTried22
How do you handle the salmon to get a piece? I don’t eat salmon so genuinely don’t know in this context.
FrodoUnderhill
This $700 charcuterie table war is really heating up
Blueberry314E-2
Uhg I’m getting seriously tired of these posts…
If your charcuterie board doesn’t have a ramp or, at the bare minimum, a carrot jacuzzi. It’s. Not. Worth. My. Time.
DigbyChickenZone
That is gorgeous, if I had a “goal board” or whatever those are called, for planning a wedding – this would be on it.
mango10977
The wasp are going to love this.
correct_eye_is
Almost looks like a ramp of crackers heading into a pool of salsa(?). Passes for 700 to me.
Issac-Cox-Daley
If I was granted one superpower, it would be the power to stop time so I could sit there and feast on this… and other things.
danknadoflex
No carrot jacuzzi? Rip off
scoob225
That looks like it be soggy within minutes of patrons getting their food.
vibrantcrab
Am I seeing a whole slab of *uncut* fish?
WeUsedToBeNumber10
No ramp. Hard pass.
DuffmanStillRocks
Grazing table was huge for our wedding both for the party and as an in between because everything was at one venue and we did most photos pre ceremony
Kingsmen99
Those aren’t home made sauces n dips, I would pay 65cad* max
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I would have just walked off with that whole chunk of smoked salmon for myself.
Now that’s $700
You paid a professional $700 for this or that’s what it cost in the supermarket when you bought it?
$700 is far to cheap for a professional to charge for this…
Are those pretzels filled with peanut butter? If not then no deal.
Not one, but *two* cornichon jacuzzis? This is gluttony.
Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes
You almost had this. I see the ramp there on the right. What is that spread, jam? Prop that bad boy up on the tortilla chip bowl and you got yourself a wedding, baby!
Those figs are the size of pears!
One thing is really bothering me. The cracker in the bottom right. Okay so they used a broken cracker, I wouldn’t have, but whatever.
What bothers me is that they decided to make the broken cracker the first one visible in the shingle. Come on now.
Is that a whole filet of salmon??
Goddamn magic. That is a steal!
Now that’s a $700 spread
I’m starving, and dinner won’t be ready for at least another hour. Why have you done this to me?
I like it better when the cheese is precut otherwise it devolves into a smushed mess for soft cheese and someone stabbing themselves with the knife for the hard cheese lol
okay, id pay the 700 for this.
I can’t believe how long this meme has held up. 😂 it’s got to go as the banner of the sub.
How do you handle the salmon to get a piece? I don’t eat salmon so genuinely don’t know in this context.
This $700 charcuterie table war is really heating up
Uhg I’m getting seriously tired of these posts…
If your charcuterie board doesn’t have a ramp or, at the bare minimum, a carrot jacuzzi. It’s. Not. Worth. My. Time.
That is gorgeous, if I had a “goal board” or whatever those are called, for planning a wedding – this would be on it.
The wasp are going to love this.
Almost looks like a ramp of crackers heading into a pool of salsa(?). Passes for 700 to me.
If I was granted one superpower, it would be the power to stop time so I could sit there and feast on this… and other things.
No carrot jacuzzi? Rip off
That looks like it be soggy within minutes of patrons getting their food.
Am I seeing a whole slab of *uncut* fish?
No ramp. Hard pass.
Grazing table was huge for our wedding both for the party and as an in between because everything was at one venue and we did most photos pre ceremony
Those aren’t home made sauces n dips, I would pay 65cad* max
Incredible spread fuck I’m hungry
I love the way they look,
except the germy part.
Now THAT is a steal!
I see fly on chip
$700 is a STEAL!!
Buying everything alone would cost $700 easy