It’s mg favorite snack I swear it’s really good

by SHARKSARENOTGAY

36 Comments

  1. M_is_for_Mmmichael

    The dirt under those fingernails with Mr Clean in the background is the icing on the cake. 🤢

  2. TequieroVerde

    You pull each pepperoni piece out of the jar with your fingers. The vinegar loosens the crud under the nails and seasons the pepperoni with human umami.

    Extremely shitty. Good job OP.

  3. foxxy_mama21

    I think I speak for everyone, when-

    ![gif](giphy|12P6AnN6DcQj1S|downsized)

  4. redskyatnight2162

    I’m less squicked by the pepperoni than I am by the state of OP’s nails. Please consider purchasing a nail brush.

  5. WHALE_BOY_777

    I’m interested but also disgusted. would try.

  6. SRRYLAWYER

    It’s the dirty jar with the dirty fingernails and the clean freak in the background for me

  7. DickDickersMD

    Looks like a trophy jar from a serial killer

  8. Appropriate_Boot2037

    What liquid did you use to pickle them? I might try this.

  9. another day of americans eating like their healthcare is free 😭

  10. No-Wasabi-6024

    The jar is vile. The food is vile. Your nails are vile.

  11. billistenderchicken

    Pickled pepperoni gotta be the most unnecessary inventions of all time

  12. Op please tell me you used a fork to get them out.

    For my own sanity

  13. undercoffeed

    This looks like something Ricky from TPB would eat.

  14. Responsible-Summer-4

    Wash it down with a shot of Cleanfreak.

  15. With them dirty ass finger nails this seems about right…

  16. CMDR_ETNC

    Sounds like an old fashioned curse. someone stubs their toe and just shouts “Pickled pepperoni on a cracker! That smarts! Gee whiz!!”

Write A Comment